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PostPosted: 18:01 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:03 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mum is the biggest cunt ever Wink
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say "Explain" but frankly, I don't want to hear it. Sell your scooter, delete your account and call it a day Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it that time of the month dear?
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Either:

Warped syndrome #1 : Smashed after too many bottles of wine, beer, vodka, cider, glue and had a shit day

or

Warped syndrome #2 : "Accounts been hacked"

or

Has suddenly caught teh gay even worse than riding cruisers.
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found 2nd gear, did not like?
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

owns a car passed his test today and got filtered passed Very Happy Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:43 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matty King wrote:
Your mum is the biggest cunt ever Wink


It is after last night Wink
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Found 2nd gear, did not like?


and shot off the end of his island.....................
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chain came off, can't work out how to put it back on.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Motorbikes or the riders....
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mother fucking bandit has gang raped itself again. I need to buy a 1980s Honda.
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lupine Lacuna wrote:
mother fucking bandit has gang raped itself again. I need to buy a 1980s Honda.


What you mean to say is "I haven't learnt how to maintain my bike yet, so it keeps breaking and I need to pay a garage more money to not fix it"
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow you've taken a bit of a karma beating for that first post! Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lupine Lacuna wrote:
mother fucking bandit has gang raped itself again. I need to buy a 1980s Honda.


You can't fix it with petulance....
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PostPosted: 09:30 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lupine Lacuna wrote:
I need to buy a 1980s Honda.


I think it's safe to say that the problem's not going to be fixed by buying a bike that actually requires some technical know-how.
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PostPosted: 09:58 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
Lupine Lacuna wrote:
I need to buy a 1980s Honda.


I think it's safe to say that the problem's not going to be fixed by buying a bike that actually requires some technical know-how.


A pedal bike should suit him well.
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

AnPhonEh wrote:
A pedal bike should suit him well.


It still has a chain. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too many moving parts. Maybe the OP should buy a bench. I'm sure that he'd be able to ride that at speeds he's comfortable with.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lupine Lacuna wrote:
mother fucking bandit has gang raped itself again. I need to buy a 1980s Honda.


Didn't 1980's Hondas have a problem with cam chains and munching top ends leading to gear driven cams?

As for the gang raping of your bandit I'm guessing you were the first in the spoogefest, and not the army of Honda and cager employed gremlins going in for sloppy seconds.
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

qb78 wrote:
AnPhonEh wrote:
A pedal bike should suit him well.


It still has a chain. Rolling Eyes


This should do the trick
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 25 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pass the popcorn
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