Bleeding ear

[Ariel Badger]

Managed to slice my ear whilst shaving (trangus to lobe) not serious but it will not stop bleeding, it is all over my shirt and the one I tried to iron for work. any ideas on how to plug it?
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[Ariel Badger]

Stopped but looks a mess!
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[swampy]

What the fuck were you shaving with, a bloody lawnmower ?.

Dab a bit of vaseline on it
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[Ariel Badger]

I think I forgot where my ear was!
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[Llama-Farmer]

How did you manage that!?!

Depending on how hardcore you are, bit of rubbing alcohol or spray of aftershave, then a good layer of vaseline over it.

If that doesn't work, just a damp but wringed out flannel with quite a lot of pressure.

Trouble with shaving cuts is they often take hours to stop because it's obviously razor sharp.



If you have any vasoconstrictor sprays might be worth spraying one in the cut. Had lots of those on holiday because we'd constantly be cutting our feet on razor sharp shells, rocks, salt etc, and the lax regulations in foreign countries allowing them to sell anything.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

ok ok....Show us your mush.

You gone aerodynamic haven't you?

Handwash your shirt in cold water before it dries..then a normal wash.
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[Ariel Badger]

Still got it!
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Nabbit....really thought you'd gone 100% chrome dome.
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[beast rider]

A spot of super glue works well for cuts that wont stop bleeding

[Ariel Badger]

I have it shaved at the end of each school holiday, you are lucky I have to pay for it.
We get our new cohort of Y7s in the morning, my baldy head will make at least one of them cry
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[Llama-Farmer]

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[Ariel Badger]

I use 10 for £1.00 from the poundshop.
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[Ariel Badger]

Swabbed it with methanol, it stings!
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