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My Dad owns a garage and has been known to take on college students so they can get experience but he's stopped doing it in recent years cos he says its more bother than its worth. Having someone around that knows how to do bugger all mechanically isn't the greatest of help, there's not always a situation or job that would be good for teaching (you only get what comes in, which could be super complicated stuff or something not worth learning), and they have quite often caused accidents.
Having someone constantly watching you asking "what does this do" and "why did you just do that", I would imagine, would be darn annoying too.
My friend did do a little part time evening mechanics course that wasn't too expensive though, perhaps there is something like that around your area? You'd sure learn a lot more a lot quicker, and you could concentrate on specific things you wanted to learn rather than just seeing whatever comes through the door (which could be anything from a flat tyre to a blown head gasket!) ____________________ What would you do in life, if you knew you could not fail?
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I want to do exactly the same thing, not very mechanically minded but I want to be!
I got given an engine free with the bike I just bought, one with a gearbox fault so ready to be scrapped but the rest is fine.. I intend to take that apart and play with it, work out how it functions should be a good start! And night classes is a good idea, I've thought about that also... ____________________ CBT done - 24/03/2012, theory test done - 03/04/2012.. Mod 1 done -26/06/2012, Mod 2 done - 29/06/2012. Current steed: Cage.
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Another vote for getting a wreck, makes no odds if it never runs again. You'll learn a lot from just stripping it and seeing what goes where & why. I did this with the first VW Bug I bought, it was never going to see the road so I stripped it down to learn from it.  ____________________ CBT: Pass 25/06/2011 Theory Test: Pass12/06/2012 Mod 1: Fail 08/07/2012
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If you know little or nothing, the learning curve is like the north face of the Mattahorn, gigantic, daunting, dangerous. A motorcycle is a simple concept but each manufacturer will do things in different and individaul ways (patents, ideaology, production faciities).
Next hurdle is equiping yourself with all the tools you need, once again, each manufacturer does things differently.
Next is your physial and mental ability. Working on motorcycles is a surprisingly physical undertaking, not only in strength, but the ability to spend hours stooping over and under the things.
Then you must have a logical mind, with the ability to think out of the box for the really puzzling problems.
I can't blame youngsters for ignoring the game, the rewards are very poor. But, if you want to learn, more power to your elbow. ____________________ The CBR900RR has been sold. Aprilia Falco worms its way into my heart.
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Contrary to what all of you have been mentioning, I learned absolutely everything of youtube and had a great fascination on how engines work. After watching hundreds of 2-stroke animations and 4-stroke animations on youtube I got a bloody good idea on how these things work, and finally whipped up the courage to take a part a whipper snipper motor. Then I put it back together- and hey, It worked. I think this was when I was 11-12. There were however simple things I missed when putting it back together, which without someone with more knowledge telling you what to do, you'll easily skip it, such as setting the gap for the flywheel/ignition coil when putting it together (I didn't have a feeler gauge, nor knew what it was).
So then I got excited and rebuild several other whipper snipper motors. Then I started tinkering with a mower which wasn't working and it started. Then I fixed a motorbike engine (which earned me the title 'safety pin boy'. During this period I also learned a crap load of things, I mean, a crap load). Then I rebuilt/put back together a lawnmower engine for a metal tech project, which I didn't learn anything off cause it was quite simple. Then I fixed a blown head gasket on my first car (my parent's old car) which was quite a major project for me. Mind you, I'm still working on the bloody fuel injected thing cause the ECU is playing up and making it run like shit cause of faulty coolant sensors.
Well, thats my story. Watching lots of youtube videos is extremely helpful and gives you a good idea in what you're doing. Then you can get into rebuilding stuff with a bit of knowledge behind you, and slowly work your way up to bigger and better things
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| andresoccer10 wrote: | Contrary to what all of you have been mentioning, I learned absolutely everything of youtube and had a great fascination on how engines work. After watching hundreds of 2-stroke animations and 4-stroke animations on youtube I got a bloody good idea on how these things work, and finally whipped up the courage to take a part a whipper snipper motor. Then I put it back together- and hey, It worked. I think this was when I was 11-12. There were however simple things I missed when putting it back together, which without someone with more knowledge telling you what to do, you'll easily skip it, such as setting the gap for the flywheel/ignition coil when putting it together (I didn't have a feeler gauge, nor knew what it was).
So then I got excited and rebuild several other whipper snipper motors. Then I started tinkering with a mower which wasn't working and it started. Then I fixed a motorbike engine (which earned me the title 'safety pin boy'. During this period I also learned a crap load of things, I mean, a crap load). Then I rebuilt/put back together a lawnmower engine for a metal tech project, which I didn't learn anything off cause it was quite simple. Then I fixed a blown head gasket on my first car (my parent's old car) which was quite a major project for me. Mind you, I'm still working on the bloody fuel injected thing cause the ECU is playing up and making it run like shit cause of faulty coolant sensors.
Well, thats my story. Watching lots of youtube videos is extremely helpful and gives you a good idea in what you're doing. Then you can get into rebuilding stuff with a bit of knowledge behind you, and slowly work your way up to bigger and better things
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And you still know fuck all!
Asking if a bike was a 2 or 4 stroke..
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Is it 4 or 2 stroke?
It could be a cam chain tensioner also.
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sounds like a decent idea to me . would be great to work with someone with an in-depth knowledge in the trade to just tell u how everything works and how to go about things .
i know i am stating the obvious there but it would be the ideal aye .
i know some colleges offer free courses in motorcycle maintenance
most people learned by just getting stuck in and working it out ourselves . read some haynes workshop manuals and get a knacker to tinker with .
i learnt that way because i am one of those slow witted people who can only learn through first hand experience . all practice no theory
i dont know the name of a lot of items but im more than confident i can fix any bike whatsoever . the difference between us and a proper mechanic is u wont have bits of matchboxes and gaffa tape sticking out your engine
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The chances of a mechanic allowing you to shadow him are pretty slim, since effectively it'd be the equivalent of a) free training, and b) eliminating future custom.
More to the point, have you ever had a work experience kid follow you around at work? It's that annoying.
Buy a knackered bike, tear it down, learn how the bits go back together, level up your home mechanic skill that way. Bonus points if you get hold of the manufacturer's service manual as well as a Haynes Book of Lies. For general reference, Haynes manuals are best regarded as a starting point, not as the word of God. They're full of inaccuracies and incorrect photos, as well as the methods described often being for the wrong bike.
In my experience, the typical hierarchy of reliable information goes something like this:
1) Manufacturer's Workshop Manual
2) People on BCF who actually know what they're on about*
3) Clymer Workshop Manual
4) Scrawled notes from a drunken advice session down the pub
5) Yahoo Answers
6) Haynes Manual.
*This is an incredibly important distinction. There is a great deal of shit offered as advice in the workshop, and you need to learn to differentiate the good from the bad. A non-exhaustive selection of good sources is CHR15, FizzerThou, Kickstart, Robby, Stinkwheel and so on. A non-exhaustive selection of people that you should never accept workshop advice from is andresoccer10, covdude, SyrisTheIndomitable, TheSmiler, and so forth. In fairness, neither Smiler nor covdude are likely to offer their mechanical opinions, so that may be a little harsh of me. ____________________ '10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project |
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And you still know fuck all!
Asking if a bike was a 2 or 4 stroke..
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Well harsh. Everyone knows about the two stroke GS500's
The issue with that one was that based on a description of a problem you knew absolutely nothing about, on a bike you knew nothing about you wanged up a load of googled advice that added up to complete gibberish! Then back it up with the "for my age" bullshit - on here nobody cares if your 15 or 50, shit advice is shit advice & it costs people time & money! If you dont know, dont say. Simples. ____________________ Please be aware that the above post may be full of complete nonsense.
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| _Iain_ wrote: |
Well harsh. Everyone knows about the two stroke GS500's
The issue with that one was that based on a description of a problem you knew absolutely nothing about, on a bike you knew nothing about you wanged up a load of googled advice that added up to complete gibberish! Then back it up with the "for my age" bullshit - on here nobody cares if your 15 or 50, shit advice is shit advice & it costs people time & money! If you dont know, dont say. Simples. |
So what you're assuming is that I actually google advice and give it to people, in the hope it will make sense. Mate, if I were to do that, you would notice that I would have posted on heaps of threads with 'googled' advice, not just yours. I only try and help people when I actually think I have something worthwhile saying.
YOU are an example of someone who looks at everything I say under a microscope, along with hundreds of other people on this forum who bag me out for no good reason. I feel like this forum is doing my head in. I can't post without someone saying 'you know nothing' or going 'safety pin boy says this and that' or 'you know shit all' or 'everything you say is bullshit' and all that crap. I'll tell you what, when I don't know, I never say, cause I know that I don't want people to waste heaps of money on something that isn't even associated with the problem.
This is the other thing I dislike about dealing with people you don't know on the internet. In real life someone can be the nice, helpful lad, but when they speak to people they don't personally know on the internet they can make themselves out to be indimidating, rude assholes who are better than everyone else.
Anyways back on topic. Youtube will help you heaps, then get on with pulling something apart.  |
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Andre, no one here has got it in for you, we just pick up on bad advice very readily, and the advice you've historically offered on this site has been exactly that: bad.
Might I suggest that you spend less time posting in the workshop, and more time reading in there? There's every chance that you'll learn something, and it'll minimise the chances of an established member hanging anything to pick holes in when you do post.
You're young, you're inexperienced, and you're quite spectacularly enthusiastic. None of these are bad things, although they're a deadly combination when you seek to instruct others. As such, do the smart thing: sit back, learn, and when you've picked up enough to be able to do what you're referring to single-handedly, then offer advice. Talking about things from a theoretical standpoint does nothing more than highlight your own ignorance. ____________________ '10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project |
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