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PostPosted: 18:13 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: My car was attacked by a baboon today Reply with quote

https://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3356/baboonp.jpg

That thing the little shit is ripping off is some sort of seal at the top of the bonnet.

I'm now concerned that when it rains it's going to pour down the wind screen underneath the bonnet.

Does this matter?
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

noob fail should have taken a shotgun with you
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You stopped. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where the fack did that happen? You commute through Longleat or something?

That is one mean looking motherfucker though. Look at his face, he knows what he's doing. He is deliberately trying to fuck you over. I bet he's got designs on your wife and kids, too.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone knows that you only take hire cars through Safari parks.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

While you were watching him, three gibbons were draining the fuel out of your tank.
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
You stopped. Laughing


Never stop in Longleat monkeys! Only been through twice and never lost anything - got stopped by 2 land rovers parked in the middle of the road once, saw some monkey coming at me from behind so took to the grass and GTFO. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a shame they ruined your journey there, but how was the zoo?
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PostPosted: 07:50 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live within spitting distance of Knowsley Safari Park, it is funny seeing cars leave minus bits and bobs.
Only ever go in once you have stripped everything off the car that can come off, even the wiper wash nozzles.

Monkey shit takes ages to clean off the car.
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
While you were watching him, three gibbons were draining the fuel out of your tank.


Roger! That's racist.
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hard into reverse,
hard into first,
collect baboon road-kill, give to Suntan Sid for his next pie adventure.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flip wrote:
Everyone knows that you only take hire cars through Safari parks.


I actually saw someone going through in a taxi. Even better idea.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would never take my car into a safari park, I'm too proud of it. I think I'd get laughed at by my insurance company for an act of baboon claim!

I did once know someone with a Nissan Primera, which had a bite taken out of the boot spoiler, caused by a monkey.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol great picture. I went through a safari a few months ago, the missus said lets go through the monkey section! I was like am i fuck! Bits of my car would be everywhere..... Neutral
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 10 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The same thing happened to me.. Teach me for driving through Southampton during the school summer holiday..
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