My car was attacked by a baboon today

apple tango · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Karma :

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That thing the little shit is ripping off is some sort of seal at the top of the bonnet.

I'm now concerned that when it rains it's going to pour down the wind screen underneath the bonnet.

Does this matter?
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V2 · Nearly there... Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Karma :

noob fail should have taken a shotgun with you

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

You stopped. Laughing

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Benno · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2012 Karma :

Where the fack did that happen? You commute through Longleat or something?

That is one mean looking motherfucker though. Look at his face, he knows what he's doing. He is deliberately trying to fuck you over. I bet he's got designs on your wife and kids, too.
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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Everyone knows that you only take hire cars through Safari parks.

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

While you were watching him, three gibbons were draining the fuel out of your tank.
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Im-a-Ridah · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Karma :

It's a shame they ruined your journey there, but how was the zoo?

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I live within spitting distance of Knowsley Safari Park, it is funny seeing cars leave minus bits and bobs.
Only ever go in once you have stripped everything off the car that can come off, even the wiper wash nozzles.

Monkey shit takes ages to clean off the car.
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Andy_Pagin · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2010 Karma :

hard into reverse,
hard into first,
collect baboon road-kill, give to Suntan Sid for his next pie adventure.
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JP7 · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Karma :

I would never take my car into a safari park, I'm too proud of it. I think I'd get laughed at by my insurance company for an act of baboon claim!

I did once know someone with a Nissan Primera, which had a bite taken out of the boot spoiler, caused by a monkey.

Nb · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 May 2005 Karma :

Lol great picture. I went through a safari a few months ago, the missus said lets go through the monkey section! I was like am i fuck! Bits of my car would be everywhere..... Neutral

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swampy · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Karma :

The same thing happened to me.. Teach me for driving through Southampton during the school summer holiday..
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