innovative idea...

[illuminateTHE...]

Have you ever been pissed off after a ride when you check your phone and theres a important call that you've missed.
Well i decided to tackle this problem. First i thought what is the most sensitive part of your body 'light bulb' penis/ vagina ( personal preference ), so i deicided the stick my phone to the hair around my groin area, so if it rang i would get a nice vibration in my lower region which will then alert me that i have a call.
So after few miles into my ride this afternoon i was able to test my hypothesis and im glad to say it fucking worked. 8D

[J.M.]

[Islander]

Bored, were we?

[MattJ]

Or you could just wear earphones plugged into your phone.

[goto10]

Remind me never to borrow your phone.
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[jimspeed]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mobile-Phone-Call-Ring-Alert-/300773316034?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item46077c95c2&_uhb=1#ht_2671wt_1345
too late somebody already thought of it
anyway my bike vibrates so much I'd never notice it lol
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[Derivative]

I velcro my phone to the tachometer on the CB.
One of the advantages of having a <£50 phone is that you can do this without worrying. Great for GPS or if you're expecting an important message.

In fact, it's incredibly rigid. Taken it to 90mph without even a wobble.

[WannaBeDude]

When on bike, i dont give a flying fuck for phone, tis why you have missed calls !! ffs
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[WannaBeDude]

Further more, since when has stuffing a phone in your pants been the by word for inovation .. ffs.

Stupid OP, stupid thread, stupid is as stupid does.


STUPID !



CUNT
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[Timmeh]

Then you answer the call and you get the taste of your sweaty rancid crotch in your mouth. Not to mention the crusty semen making the buttons sticky.

I keep my phone in my jacket pocket. Usually on silent. On the bike = me time, so fuck the world, it can wait.


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[WannaBeDude]

[Timmeh]

[WannaBeDude]

Funny that, when a nipper, it's mortifying to ' nearly ' be caught cracking one off, now as an adult, i leave the ipad facetime running
' accidently ' whilst having sex with the dogs.

I don't know why Mum don't ' have a word ' or just whether she's beanflicking on the other end.

Either way, it's pretty fucked up.
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[mentalboy]

Here's an innovative idea.
Turn phone off.
This way any callers are required to leave msg/text. If they can't be bothered it's obviously not that important and if they do what in this world can't wait for an hour or so until you stop and turn it on again (sticking it down your trousers doesn't count as turning it on!!!)?
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[ruck bodgers2]

connect your coil to your nut sack . now try to start the bike
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[mentalboy]

^^^
Let's hope OP is not a literal type
Just imagine dear old granny's face when she tries to facetime him and gets a load of undercarriage!
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[Casper]

Who cares about the call. If you want to catch every call dont go out. How would you survive before the mobile was invented?

[WannaBeDude]

Just imagine dear old granny's face when she tries to facetime him and gets a load of undercarriage!

Can't imagine that, as i don't quite understand it.

All i see there is - Grans face, loads of under carriage - sounds a bit like one of my fav porn tube sections
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[DreadHead]

[Guzzirat]

[DrDonnyBrago]

Even if you felt it, by the time you had pulled over, gloves off, molested yourself at the roadside and pressed nut sack sweat against your cheek you would have missed the call anyway.

[Rogerborg]

Googles "exploding phone".

Calculates that the odds are tens of millions to one against.

Still too risky.
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[RichieZX6R]

Could help but reading this! Who actually thinks of some thing like this!

be riding like this:

https://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070821135111/uncyclopedia/images/c/cf/Crosseyed.jpg

https://imaginethespirit.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/turn-off-cell-phone-sign-s-4885.gif
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[kotachi]

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[janner_10]

Berk idea.
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