Too poorly to go to theory test tomorrow.

[MCW]

Have got dreadful stomach bug, can't stand up without falling over. Is there anything I can do about rescheduling a theory test tomorrow, or have I lost my money?

[The Artist]

Literally 4 seconds on google

https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/how-to-book-change-or-cancel-your-theory-test-appointment

[Rogerborg]

Literally 3 seconds to type "No, sorry, GWS".
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[The Artist]

[TomGT]

I was hit by a car on the day of my theory, rang them up and they said if it's less than 3 days notice they can't help

Wasn't really hit by a car, but overslept and woke up 5 mins before my slot, bad considering my test was at 12:35
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1992 ZXR 400

[Rogerborg]

[Pete.]

Immodium and a good night's sleep.
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[P.addy]

Do it anyway.

I had a job interview once and I had the shits.

I did one before I left, stopped at 2 petrol stations on the way and 1 on the way back.

Interview was a success.

Just go and woman up a little

[J.M.]

[Clanger]

Go along, then dash out of the door to the loo many times over, they'll soon send you home with another date...
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[Skudd]

Pad up.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[MCW]

It's not going to happen. temperature 104 feel like shite.

[P.addy]

[rumppole]

In the words of my boss.

If you're well enough to be using the internet, you're well enough to work. Or in this case to do a theory test.
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Sermo datur cunctis; animi sapientia paucis.

[MCW]

[psychodame]

Would a wank help? (not that I'm offering or anything)
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Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence or stupidity.
-Anonymous

[MCW]

[psychodame]

...give me a buzz when you're done then....
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Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence or stupidity.
-Anonymous

[Rogerborg]

Congratulations, you've just ruined lesbianism for me.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[MCW]