Phone calls from odd people

[Knightsy]

Work story cause I'm slightly bored:
Important Note: I work in the office and I'm pretty easily amused.

Today, we've got a phone call from a lady who needed to reach a customer service regarding her credit card.
(some bank up north changed their phone number but as it seems not all customers got the memo )
We get these calls once in a while so I politely tell her that she's got the wrong number, to which she replies in a rather bemused tone:

"Do you understand that I'm in urgent need of customer service here?"

So I'm telling her "I do ma'am, but I'm afraid you've got the wrong number, this is Generic Company Name X, not a bank."

She then tells me:
"No, you've got the wrong number!"

Having never being confronted with such response I'm still wondering how the hell does this work but anyway,
after a while of explaining that I have no idea how to get a hold of the proper number,
she understood that she's wasting her time and hanged up.
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[panrider_uk]

[BigDan1190]

We get this all the time.

"Hello, you're through to Daniel at the Debt Advice Company Name, how can I help?"

"I NEED MY PRESCRIPTION!"

"What the fuck, did I JUST say?"

[Villers]

We once had a 1571 answerphone message from the local coal man explaining to some old dear that following an investigation from the police and cheif fire officer that there was no evidence there was actually an explosive device in the coal he had sold her.
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