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J.M.
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

cb1rocket wrote:
That's the annoying bit, there always sober down here with all their friends and as soon as you even try the drunk one the whole army of them come crashing on you to tell you to f*** off. I would love to meet you guys to see how the fuck you pull Laughing


I'm at Uni so all of the girls that I see in clubs are drunk Laughing If it was't for that I'd have no chance!

The last time I pulled was completely accidental. Just dancing with one my mate's flatmates and she started making out with me. Did not need the sofa that night Cool
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ghost....? you are making that up?


Nope it's a real site where ladies of the night advertise their services in your locality. Never used it mind, I'm only aware of its existence because an infamous now departed member of bcf pimped out some girl on it once, but had a curious look and remembered thinking I'd have probably made use of it when I was having a dry spell some years ago if I'd known about it Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: 01:19 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Go here: Psytrance Rave
2. Disco Dance
3. ????
4. Profit

About the only kind of "club" I tolerate Cool

This will absolutely not get you laid btw Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also don't really do pubs and clubs, especially alone, so when I found myself living in a new town, with no circle of friends and no prospect of meeting someone through work, I tried one.

It became clear, pretty rapidly, that there was far more enjoyment to be had from trolling, rather than actually meeting people; never have I seen so many neurotic desperados collected in one place!

When I did meet people (which was surprisingly often) they usually brought enough baggage to fill a forty footer and then spent the whole time berating their former partners in particular, interspersed with men in general.

The quantity of sex could've been quite good, but I was usually put off by the attitude.

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So i'm deaf and being in a club or pub I don't have a hope in hell...the shame Sad


This also resonates with me, quite literally, as I'm also partially deaf and if the frequency of the background noise is right, I might as well be wearing ear defenders.

One of the girls I met from the dating site was lovely; attractive, intelligent, funny, great figure, unusually small amount of baggage and we got on really well on email.

We arranged to meet up at a pub near where she lived, so I turned up and it was one of those venues where the whole front opened up to the street.

The only place I could sit, put her on my particularly deaf side, so that combined with the noise from the pub and the noise from the street, meant I spent the whole evening wearing a rictus grin and nodding like a lunatic, everytime I picked up the occasional word she said.

That date didn't go as well as I would've wanted Laughing
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PostPosted: 04:05 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

cb1rocket wrote:
J.M. wrote:
Being in a club... too loud to talk... it's perfect.


I would love to meet you guys to see how the fuck you pull Laughing
J.M is pretty bang on the money.

Thing is, at that time when they're that drunk nobody in a club cares if you can't dance, as long as you keep your cool with a chick and don't mind spending a bit of cash on a drink/burger/taxi then that's the expenses out the way. I went out for the first time in 6months the other weekend only for 1 of my mates new girl to try it on, that was slightly awkward, she's not especially nice either imo.

I liked the barmaid, but 'he's cute' was a slightly less lusty response than I was aiming for. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 05:03 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah they work.
I met my last two wives using them.

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FFS grow up man.
Get your arse 'out on the pull'.
It's FREE...
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plenty of shags on match.com, my mate has about 7 or 8 on the go from there. They're in his phone with the suffix 'match', loads of them. If you want to do some e-slutting you could probably do worse than trying there or POF or something like that.

Having said that, the old fashioned way of actually talking to people then getting them plastered and/or rohypnol is preferable.
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slacker24seven wrote:
Plenty of shags on match.com, my mate has about 7 or 8 on the go from there. They're in his phone with the suffix 'match', loads of them. If you want to do some e-slutting you could probably do worse than trying there or POF or something like that.

Having said that, the old fashioned way of actually talking to people then getting them plastered and/or rohypnol is preferable.


as above,

but there's also a lot of people on there who crave the attention..


and a LOT of nutters..


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PostPosted: 10:05 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another vote for Plenty of Fish.

I lived in a quiet ski town in Canada and my mate had easily 10 people on the go. Some of those had proper stalker ways about them but he got very regular sex... and a dose or two!!

Just johnny up and you'll be fine.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:


Why not put yourself on there?
Get laid, Get paid.
Win win, far as I can see.


Wat?

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PostPosted: 12:17 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't this be in Village General Bike Chat?
see what I did there Wink
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slacker24seven wrote:
If you want to do some e-slutting you could probably do worse than trying there or POF or something like that.



This.

I moved to a different part of the country 5 weeks ago, signed up to POF and now have 3 "young-ish" ladies I visit regularly.

Set your search to the 35-45 age range and you'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:
You'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.


If the blunt force trauma doesn't do its job, the hepatitis will. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend of mine is a member of fabswingers.com , she meets blokes for oral sex, videos it and then shows the film to her partner. I guess she meets maybe five or six guys a month, sometimes more.

Not my cup of tea I'm afraid so I've never let her try her skills out on me!!
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:
Slacker24seven wrote:
If you want to do some e-slutting you could probably do worse than trying there or POF or something like that.



This.

I moved to a different part of the country 5 weeks ago, signed up to POF and now have 3 "young-ish" ladies I visit regularly.

Set your search to the 35-45 age range and you'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.


Another vote for POF here....

Its a numbers game.
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the suggestions guys. Already a member of POF and not one reply. So much for a 26 year old! Suppose the northerners have better luck! I last went out 6 weeks ago but I just don't seem to have any luck. Maybe prostitutes are the way forward or a biker chic here would be nice but again is like 300 to 1 chance!
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

cb1rocket wrote:
Thanks for the suggestions guys. Already a member of POF and not one reply. So much for a 26 year old! Suppose the northerners have better luck! I last went out 6 weeks ago but I just don't seem to have any luck. Maybe prostitutes are the way forward or a biker chic here would be nice but again is like 300 to 1 chance!


less than that.
I was on pof, over the course of about 4 months of useage i shagged two girls, and met up with about 4 who ended up being nuts or wont put out unless in a relationship.
Others i texted for a while but never really developed from there. The key is to be a cocky dickhead, and always put a catching title in the message you send (they will get hundreds a day, yours needs to stand out).
I used to find something they like on their profile, then add it to the msg title, say if they like the rolling stones, in the message title put 'The Rolling Stones are...', or 'Rolling Stones?' Then write a line or 2 about it, the often will click on your msg because it shows you took the time to read their profile, then just go from there
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

When i was working down Ely one of the lads was telling me how he met a lot of girls on pof. I thought it was bull until he fethed different women down the pub 4 nights on the trot, and to prove they weren't just mates proceded to show off his tonsil tennis skills with them
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 16 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forget dating sites. The best way to go is target friends-of-friends (female preferably, unless you're of that persuasion) in nightclubs and go back to their place. I did last night actually. But one nighters are never much good in my experience, the only reason I do it is because I am drunk at the time (and they're so few and far between I forget how shit they always turn out to be...I'm no casanova, not by a long shot!)
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 17 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is one solution to all your problems. Chloroform.
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PostPosted: 00:48 - 17 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:48 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:04 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

never really tried it, just got married instead and that seemed to do the trick...


until she got pregnant*





*small print - I'm actually ecstatic about the fact we're expecting a baby in october
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

was expecting the author of this thread to be Ariel Badger for some strange reason
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