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Posted: 01:19 - 16 Nov 2012 Post subject: |
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1. Go here: Psytrance Rave
2. Disco Dance
3. ????
4. Profit
About the only kind of "club" I tolerate
This will absolutely not get you laid btw |
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Posted: 01:29 - 16 Nov 2012 Post subject: |
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I also don't really do pubs and clubs, especially alone, so when I found myself living in a new town, with no circle of friends and no prospect of meeting someone through work, I tried one.
It became clear, pretty rapidly, that there was far more enjoyment to be had from trolling, rather than actually meeting people; never have I seen so many neurotic desperados collected in one place!
When I did meet people (which was surprisingly often) they usually brought enough baggage to fill a forty footer and then spent the whole time berating their former partners in particular, interspersed with men in general.
The quantity of sex could've been quite good, but I was usually put off by the attitude.
cb1rocket wrote: |
So i'm deaf and being in a club or pub I don't have a hope in hell...the shame |
This also resonates with me, quite literally, as I'm also partially deaf and if the frequency of the background noise is right, I might as well be wearing ear defenders.
One of the girls I met from the dating site was lovely; attractive, intelligent, funny, great figure, unusually small amount of baggage and we got on really well on email.
We arranged to meet up at a pub near where she lived, so I turned up and it was one of those venues where the whole front opened up to the street.
The only place I could sit, put her on my particularly deaf side, so that combined with the noise from the pub and the noise from the street, meant I spent the whole evening wearing a rictus grin and nodding like a lunatic, everytime I picked up the occasional word she said.
That date didn't go as well as I would've wanted ____________________ Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
20 RE Interceptor, 83 Z1100A3, 83 GS650 Katana
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Posted: 05:03 - 16 Nov 2012 Post subject: |
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Yeah they work.
I met my last two wives using them.
FFS grow up man.
Get your arse 'out on the pull'.
It's FREE... ____________________ W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair |
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Slacker24seve... World Chat Champion
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Posted: 08:23 - 16 Nov 2012 Post subject: |
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Plenty of shags on match.com, my mate has about 7 or 8 on the go from there. They're in his phone with the suffix 'match', loads of them. If you want to do some e-slutting you could probably do worse than trying there or POF or something like that.
Having said that, the old fashioned way of actually talking to people then getting them plastered and/or rohypnol is preferable. ____________________ Triumph Daytona 675 track bike + girlfriend's Honda Hornet 600
Selling a hack/winter bike for less than a grand? PM me.
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Shouldn't this be in Village General Bike Chat?
see what I did there ____________________ Fzr-600 1999 |
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cb1rocket wrote: | Thanks for the suggestions guys. Already a member of POF and not one reply. So much for a 26 year old! Suppose the northerners have better luck! I last went out 6 weeks ago but I just don't seem to have any luck. Maybe prostitutes are the way forward or a biker chic here would be nice but again is like 300 to 1 chance! |
less than that.
I was on pof, over the course of about 4 months of useage i shagged two girls, and met up with about 4 who ended up being nuts or wont put out unless in a relationship.
Others i texted for a while but never really developed from there. The key is to be a cocky dickhead, and always put a catching title in the message you send (they will get hundreds a day, yours needs to stand out).
I used to find something they like on their profile, then add it to the msg title, say if they like the rolling stones, in the message title put 'The Rolling Stones are...', or 'Rolling Stones?' Then write a line or 2 about it, the often will click on your msg because it shows you took the time to read their profile, then just go from there ____________________ To shreds you say? Tss tss tss |
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woll World Chat Champion
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Posted: 21:19 - 16 Nov 2012 Post subject: |
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When i was working down Ely one of the lads was telling me how he met a lot of girls on pof. I thought it was bull until he fethed different women down the pub 4 nights on the trot, and to prove they weren't just mates proceded to show off his tonsil tennis skills with them ____________________ Current Bike- Suzuki DRZ400 SM K6
Previous bikes - Derbi Senda Xtreme50r, Honda CBR 125, Kawasaki ZZR 250, Yamaha DT125R, Suzuki Bandit 600, Gas gas ec 250, Honda CBR600FW
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Your site is strange. The image is divided by the block of text in the middle, so it goes:
front bottom (WALL OF TEXT) back bottom ____________________ Previous: 2002 Honda CB500 (sold), 2007 Suzuki SV650SK6 (crashed), 2005 Yamaha FZ6 Fazer (sold). Currently bikeless
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 11 years, 49 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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