Dangly balls

[BobbinAlong]

A woman walks into HMV and asks a young lad at the till "Have you got jingle bells on a seven inch?"
He says "No, but I've got dangly balls on a nine inch"
She exclaims "THATS NOT A RECORD!"
He says "It might be, I'm only 16"

BOOM BOOM
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CBT:17/11/11 Mod1 passed:30/5/12 Mod2 passed:20/3/13
current bike: Kawasaki Versys
If you know your mad you're OK, if you think your sane then you've got a problem

[fatjames]

xmas jokes thread?


Why hasn't Santa got any kids?

He only cums once a year, and that's down the chimney!

(sorry!)

[pepperami]

What have Gary Glitter and santa got in commom?










They both like to be in childrens bedrooms, emptying thier sack
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Alpha-9]

[sidewinder]

Christmas song to get you all in the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhmtH8kiSq4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYv00PcZNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj3m1hkWCIY
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"Nitrous is like a cheap hooker, you want to hit it but are scared of the consequences

[TheSmiler]

This is the best comedian adult version anyway in my opinion anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_GQ-bK7aA
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CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet

[Walloper]

Merry Christmas to All at BCF.

Even those set to enema...
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[BobbinAlong]

The true spirit of Christmas
https://www.bigblue-design.co.uk/assets/spiritofchristmas.jpg
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CBT:17/11/11 Mod1 passed:30/5/12 Mod2 passed:20/3/13
current bike: Kawasaki Versys
If you know your mad you're OK, if you think your sane then you've got a problem

[Flatbadger]

Why do Germans get so fat on Christmas cake?

Because they eat it like it's stollen.
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You're in ISIS

[Ariel Badger]

FFS it is not Xmas for over two weeks, that is a 25th of a year away to and put that into context 1 out of every twenty five days of the year is Christmas or just about 1 day every three weeks.
As Christmas in the shops seems to start in October that makes Xmas three months long and if we break it down over the year we will find that we have it twice a week.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Flatbadger]