Preparing for the Apocalypse....

[mistergixer]

Ahead of the oncoming apocalypse (Dec 21st, in case you'd forgotten), this article has some useful advise from a number of sources:

[Benno]

Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaLST_6AsT4

15 year old kid who brings a gas mask to school and shows off his spiked baseball bat ("maceball bat") to his mum...middle aged guy who buried a fuel truck to use as a bunker...and a guy who got his mates in the army to create a whole biological attack scenario for his family to "train".

The weird thing is that, if there really is an apocalypse, these psychos will be the most likely to survive.
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[TheSmiler]

Even if it did end there is nothing really to do now apart from sit back and relax with your feet up
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[Flatbadger]

If our world is turned upside-down by a vengeful Mayan deity, they'd find me surrounded by so much chocolate they'd likely let me off for a bit of Quality Street, or a cheap Terry's Chocolate Orange
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[Vracktal]

>4gb of porn.

>Box of Kleenex.


>Every episode of The Walking Dead in 720p HD.


Bring it.

[cimbian]

Midnight on the 21st start thinking about Christmas shopping.
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[T0MMY]

Frankly I seem to already live every day as if it will be my last so I don't see me changing my behaviour particularly. I guess I might take the time to attach a cattle grid to the windshield of my car
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I will be spending Apocalypse night making music with a group of friends. Something we do every solstice.
https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/howlingterror_2006/P10100031-1.jpg


Balaclava and sunglasses...I'm prepared.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[oldpink]

I love watching these doomsday preppers on TV just now
spending all there time & money to make sure they will survive
well if the world is really going to fuc* up that bad do you want to survive

live life for the moment it may be your last and it will be one day
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[oldpink]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^As you know the lyrics you can come too.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[oldpink]

[Lord Percy]

Think I already mentioned somewhere else on this website:

The Mayan calendar didn't account for leap years, and as such their 21st of December has already happened.

And, as a funny side-note - when leap years were first introduced there was chaos and general public anger because the date had to be shifted by several weeks and people thought they'd lost a small chunk of their lives, along with any potential earnings

[CaNsA]

inb4

<winchester pic>

[.....]

I worked with a guy who believes Michael Jackson is making a return on the 21st. If it happens, you heard it here first

[andym]

[pinkyfloyd]

I got me a spot up Portsdown Hill to watch the coming end. I'll be up there if shit starts getting bad.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Im-a-Ridah]

[dodgydog]

Don't buy anyone Christmas presents.

Blame the Mayans.

Win win.
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[keggyhander]

Sometimes when I ponder these things I wonder if it's worth getting hold of a shotgun on the black market, and an offroad bike. I can get the shells from a mate who has a licence.

Pointless having a legally held gun, because you can be sure that as society starts to go tits up, the authorities will be rounding up the guns PDQ.

[Im-a-Ridah]

[ThoughtContro...]

If the Apocalypse™ was to be in the form of a Carrington event then I'd be dubious on how many modern cars or bikes (or anything with modern high density integration nm fab electronics) would survive being fried. Go points I say, classic cars and bikes for the win
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[LordShaftesbu...]

[T0MMY]

I spend it lying on a hospital bed hooked up to an array of machines and drips.

Nah, I just mean my daily activities would read like a top ten of ways to negatively impact your longevity
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[mentalboy]