IF ONLY

[Suntan Sid]

We can but hope!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9741504/Justin-Bieber-police-uncover-plot-to-castrate-and-murder-teen-star.html
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[nowhere.elysium]

The question is, would we have noticed the difference if they had succeeded? He's already a bollockless cretin who trades on the vacuous desires of pre-teen American girls, and given that he's yet another addition to the 'autotune some talent into me' legion, it's not like the world of pop music will discernibly improve with his absence.

Personally, I find the fact that the alleged conspirator has a tattoo of this irritating little hominid upon his person to be far more worrying.
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[Flatbadger]

If most of his dick were cut off, he'd be Justin Beaver. Do I win £5?
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[Vracktal]

That's a harsh and cruel thing. I hate it when people say things like this about transgendered people. Beiber is happy being a boy now, who is this person to say that they have the right to decide for him what gender he should be?

[angryjonny]

Fuss over nothing. The guy's ego is so big you'd have to slice chunks of it off for days before you'd get close to any of his other bits.