ISLANDER!! Do they tie the bikes down???

[MCW]

..or should I fly..???

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=444380724842

[doggone]

It's worth watching but the description is pure invention, no idea why people do that.
The clip is years old and from a cruise ship.

[Pol Anorl]

I just love the part where that woman faceplants the pillar at 0:47.
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[Walloper]

[Islander]

The ferries have their furniture either bolted to the deck or restrained by chains. Vehicles are either strapped or chained to pads on the deck in severe conditions - bikes are usually strapped to a bulkhead if necessary. They're very experienced at dealing with rough conditions - we get a lot of them over winter. In fact it's blowing a hoolie at the moment and we've got gusts of 60-70mph forecast overnight. A light breeze.

That isn't the Shetland ferry by the way - it's completely wrong. Judging by the determined drinking I'd put my money on it being a Baltic ship.

[Rogerborg]

Don't ask that Southron poofter, he's Westron Isles, not Zetland.

+1 for that being Russkis, but flying into Sumburgh isn't a barrel of laughs either. Cloud, cloud, cloud, FUCK! SEA! SEA! S- BANG, runway.

"There will be a short delay while we offload some luggage in order to let us take off" isn't the most re-assuring announcement either.
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