37yrs old and grounded by the missis

[sidewinder]

I know I should mtfu but she does not want me riding the bike till after Boxing Day.i case something happens .she has even parked her car in front of the gate to stop me sneaking out .Suppose it's a good excuse to get wasted though.
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[swiftb]

so its not ok for you to die at xmas but fine any other time. Fukin split arse.

[Wave2k]

One thing saying id rather you not ride.

Another thing physically stopping you doing it, wtf is she your mother ?

I really wouldnt stand for that

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[Pete.]

Buy a lorry and park it in front of her car.
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[TheBikerStig]

good excuse for a leg over. If you cant ride the bike then ride HER!
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[pinkyfloyd]

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Tits and Gary
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[covent.gardens]

That tactic deployed by a female against me would be unsuccessful.

Sounds like you don't put your foot down enough. She thinks she wears the trousers? Dangerous!

[illuminateTHE...]

Whats in it for you? you should renegotiate the terms of your current agreement (mistletoe + mattress do the maths ).
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[Kwakki Si]

Fair enough, would be bad to have an off at crimbo time, I felt guilty going out on mine the other day as it would ruin the kids crimbo but it was such a nice sunny day I just had to go for a blast!
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[Benno]

Can't help but think that this would make the front page of the Daily Mail if a man did this to his wife...
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[sidewinder]

[Kradmelder]

Wtf? You can't ride because she hasn't got her present yet? Maybe she will let you ride after you give her her present and show her your life insurance is in her name.

If she cared about you and your needs she would say I know you like to ride but I get so worried for you on case something happens, especially if the weather is bad etc... But to control your life? Then it is about her, not you
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[Redoko]

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[J4mes]

Today and tomorrow are going to be the warmest, dry days of this month! Sounds like the start of a slippery slope to being pussy whipped IMO.

Don't let it happen!

[keggyhander]

Solution:

1) Take 1 bin bag

2) Place all her shoes in bin bag.

3) Threaten to burn bag/take it to tip if car not shifted pronto.

4) Hide bag until rides completed

5) Throw bag at her feet, say "Here's your shit, split-arse!"

[P.]

Well.. I'm riding xmas eve to work /day to drop presents off.

I did crash on xmas day in 2009 though..

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Sod that for a game.

It's not a case of MTFU, it's a case of liberty......Freedom.

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[L-Jam]

Do you really want to go out in this god awful weather? Riding the GSX-R in torrential rain is no fun for anyone
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[thx1138]

I was banned from riding her bike today. So I had to do a 3 bike shuffle to get to the Honda.

[kawakid]

I ban myself when it's near to the time when I am going on holiday!

So yeah I can understand your wife. If you going to crash, crash when it's convenient. Not as if my wife cares though, tbf last time she did take me to hospital, but I did have to walk home (4 miles) afterwards.

"You've hurt your hand, not your legs"
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[CarlosCBR]

[Islander]

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[bridgedino]

Or get someone else to ride her while you enjoy your bike.