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P.addy
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Those weird ebay messages? Reply with quote
Listed the Ninja up for sale, expecting to get the current price as it covers the bike, pickup and the parts.

Got this message...

Quote:
Dear LadiesMan217,

Hi.

I have an extensive collection of ladies underwear (some of which are soiled, gems!) which I have collected over the last year or two.

Reading between the lines of your description, I think you might be interested in a swap?

Let me know.

Much love,

Derek.

- nark_square


Da fuq Laughing

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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
What the hell have you put in your advert to solicit that Paddy Laughing
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daz_app
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
It takes all sorts, I suppose...
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
What sizes are they?
Edit, I meant can you link us to your ad please Embarassed
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Send back,

"Yeah I'm interested, I have some shit stained Tesco pants you can have in trade. I could jizz on them too if you wanted

Lots of Love

Paddy"

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doggone
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Check for typos like pickup and pants?
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Nexus Icon
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno what you should be more embarrassed about; getting a boner when you received that message or having that as your eBay name. Laughing
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P.addy
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nexus Icon wrote:
I dunno what you should be more embarrassed about; getting a boner when you received that message or having that as your eBay name. Laughing


It isn't my name... I like Transformers.

Nothing in ad looks amiss... seems fairly normal Laughing
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garth
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whistle
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P.addy
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:
Whistle


If its you, then you are buying a lot of bike parts Laughing
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Ja7
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
That is funny as
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garth
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
##Paddy## wrote:
garth wrote:
Whistle


If its you, then you are buying a lot of bike parts Laughing



Tbh, I expected a better reply than "...uh"

Laughing
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J.M.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:
Tbh, I expected a better reply than "...uh"

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It was actually you! Laughing

I told him to put something better too Sad
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P.addy
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
You fucker Laughing

It's my parents account, they were like... what the fuck? Laughing
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ian505050
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 03 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every time i see an advert that says "no silly offers/time wasters"

I take my time to offer my golly-wog collection and Goldeneye limited addition for N64 plus a bit of money my way, no matter what they are selling.
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Bomberman
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PostPosted: 01:45 - 04 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:
Whistle

lol! Well played Laughing
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fatjames
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 04 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fantastic! Nice one garth

Paddy, were you tempted?
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P.addy
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 04 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
fatjames wrote:
Paddy, were you tempted?


Depends if he included his mothers smalls.
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