I got an invite from a stranger. What should I do?

[Walloper]

Hey there pretty! (:
I'm Josie.
If you looking forward about having wonderful time in a company of interesting, beautiful beauty then I am before u!
I liked your pics and so decided to create the mail! I think that you would not stay indifferent after checking up mine too.
So, I wait for u to answer this message and who knows we will go cafe, drink some whiskey, talk about different subjects and maybe I'll invite you to enter my flat!


FFS.
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[J.M.]

Forward it back to her, changing only the name to some fictional bloke's name for lols. See how/if she replies.
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2004 R1 & 2018 XSR900

[oldpink]

I get about 50 such emails per day in my site Admin boxes
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I have become comfortably numb

Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Alpha-9]

Argh... talk about different subjects
Blah blah blah, all these women want

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Fzr-600 1999

[Dave-the-rave]

Ask her if she takes the fist.

[ocatoro]

sounds promising, though i'm guessing josie is short for something incomprehensible... and male, possibly nigerian
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Current - None but shed project H100 (first bike )
Past - ER5, '93 ZZR600, '92 CB400 SF, ZZR600 (again), yellow Monster 620, Blackbird - black Monster 620ie - '96 ZZR600

[Rigga]

I think she's real, smash her back doors in!

[uberkron]

Yes and i also am hot as woman who want drink whisky with good looking mans,
You just need buy me computer so i chat you, then mobsters will contact you, from my email and will demand ransom, while i lure more people with my hot woman self.

Note: hot woman is usually early twenties man.
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[TheDonUK]

Send her all your financial details, clearly... Did you need to ask?
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[Boxing]

Photos? Guys this was on a website like FB. Obviously.

She's one of them desperate women, either that or she's a whore.

[pepperami]

She wants you much to take you to flat for nice time with Whisky!??

You need to send her pictures of your anus and invite her to deposit that bottle
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[hellkat]

Note to boys:
Hot women rarely actually describe themselves as hot women.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nexus Icon]

Unless they're menopausal.
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Greetings from Shitsville!

[mistergixer]

Seems legit.


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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[nowhere.elysium]

Reply, using the thoroughly weird quote found in this thread.
If a response is forthcoming, then continue the rest of the conversation in much the same way that we treat the 'last post wins' thread.
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[WannaBeDude]

Send me her contact details, ta
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Jogging on, destination living.

[Ja7]

Ask her if she takes it in the arse

[LongJohn22]

I'm puzzled, enter her flat what?

[recman]

Back four?

[Walloper]

"I think that you would not stay indifferent after checking up mine too."

What part of the woman species is the 'Mine Too'?
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[5v3d3b0]

The did the smily face the wrong way... Would not bang.

[recman]

[covent.gardens]

Go for it walloper, best opportunity you're gunna get

[Walloper]