'Take your face

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

for a shit'.
That's what he told me.

So I'm stood on Oldham Street waiting outside Vinyl Exchange, looking at people looking at my bike. My daughter is paying for 2 bags of records and I'm outside having a ciggie.
Bloke wanders up to me and asks for a fag. I say no.
'Why?' he asks.
'Because I don't want to'.
'You can take your face for a shit' he replies aggressively
'Looks like I made the right choice' say I as he walks off.
He turns around and finishes with.
'Face for a shit' and he's gone around the corner.

I'd forgotten the local charm that Manchester has to offer.
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The Harry Turner Project

[Skudd]

I told you that smoking was bad for you.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Suntan Sid]

What, no throat punch?
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"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!"

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

For a split second I did think about giving him a swift kick up the arse, but I have steel tipped boots and would break his coccyx.

Few years back I was in M/cr and saw a chap begging. His sign read, 'Hungry, Homeless can you Help'. His dog gave me 'the look' and I returned with a Margherita pizza and a cup of tea. He looked at me and said he didn't like pizza and wasn't thirsty.

I'm not good at doing cities.
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The Harry Turner Project

[ocatoro]

people are generally ungrateful bastards anyway. i opened a door for a lady in a wheelchair before at liverpool limestreet station... bit glass mofo, and held it for her to come in... "don't fucking patronise me you cunt", she said

should probably have booted the twat. probably just reinforced his attitude by letting him get away with it unscathed
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Past - ER5, '93 ZZR600, '92 CB400 SF, ZZR600 (again), yellow Monster 620, Blackbird - black Monster 620ie - '96 ZZR600

[unitynotsocri...]

ah op ster,

you happen to be smoking at manchesters premier scrounge spot for the false homeless n rootless,n good deals if you need a new bag.

for a quiet cig in manchester city centre ,try a back street at least 100 yds from cash generator.
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[unitynotsocri...]

delete
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[bazza]

[Andy_Pagin]

I had a similar altercation with a teenager who was sitting in a car in a carpark, I refuse him a fag, he starts giving me a load of gansta shit about how I'm dissing him and how he's going to call his mates and they'll fuck me up bad. So I finish my fag and put my lid on, he's still mouthing off, I pull my gloves on and bend them into fists, he slams the car into reverse screeches off out the carpark.

I can only guess his brain cell realised it was outnumbered by my hands, and that maybe winding up someone in full armour twice his size wasn't such a good idea afterall.
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the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Rogerborg]

In the past, I've had muggers/beggars (meggars? buggers?) demand that I gie's them "twa poond" and "yer chips". More comical than threatening coming from scrawny rat-folk, but a pretty sad indictment on so on and so forth.

Well, they have to do something to while away the hours between methadone fixes.
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[unitynotsocri...]

theres loads of scroungers ,and a few decent ones ....in manchester most of the homeless beggers have accommidation,extra social,cos of addictions and skank the shoppers n tourists..

the skinny underfed lads n the ginster shit is sad n pathetic,once working class now reduced to american cultural imperialism n black american mannerisms...

put em in the fckin army or make em clean up shit n snow for their extra benefits........scrounging wasters.
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[ThoughtContro...]

[Walloper]

[5v3d3b0]

In Spain it's quite normal to ask for a cig, and quite normal to get one. In the UK my experience is that it's normal to ask to buy one, usually for a quid on a night out.
What I do not comprehend is how people can get pissed off for not giving you one! If I asked some fella on the train if I could have a jammie dodger I'm sure people would think I'm a nutter!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I'm a thoughtful chap.....So I've been thinking.

Maybe when I said 'No' I said it in a defensive way and he took that as aggressive.


Thinks a bit more.....

...knew I should have booted him.
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[Skudd]

This evening a guy got all billy big balls because I wouldn't let him slip through with his one item at the till when I was infront of him with a full shop.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Villers]