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oldpink
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 21 Jan 2013    Post subject: love you too Reply with quote
posted on a mates facebook

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

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sidewinder
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 22 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Stevie GooGs
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 22 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stolen. Thumbs Up Karma
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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 22 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have that joke in a 20 year old "jokes for men" book.

Still, not bad Thumbs Up .
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