internet dating websites!

[Alpha-9]

[WannaBeDude]

The best you have, YOUR gurning feckless face, and a scarycat - allude to a bit of grammar ? Is that it ?

Fucking hell, a long way to go, was being to polite, your old enough now, that it's proberly to late, to evolve ANY further, and that pic will be on your gravestone, here lies clueless.

Speak to me of easy, I ain't even got the inclination to begin, this usually happens, when confronted with fucking Muppets, just not worth the effort. Esp not worth a spellcheck, and certainly not worth a MeMe pic, as they dilute the notion of a picture paints a thousand words, and are usually used by those who lack them.
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Jogging on, destination living.

[Alpha-9]

[WannaBeDude]

[J0Al1]

[EazyDuz]

I was in talking with a girl from POF who i was going to meet. She deleted her account because she said she got loads of dick pics, and her profile wasnt in any way hinting she wanted fun.

Never met her in the end, i got too fed up of her up tight attitude and inability to have any kind of light hearted flirting.
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[hellkat]

Ooooooo I'm almost tempted to put a profile up myself

Just to see how many dicks I get...
Although I'm probably a no-dicker, seeing as how morbidly obese I am
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[J0Al1]

[hellkat]

I know

I already got two and I havent even finished my profile questionnaire yet, LOL
And I just put a standard "cheery fat bird picture", nothing suggestive (other than that I have one shoe off, LOL) ... and nothing saucy in the "about me" section either.
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[Lord Percy]

Can I just say, somebody on here recommended that other website, 'okcupid'. I signed up last night. Honestly I'm not even looking for a bird, but I've just become shamefully curious in it all over the past week!

OKcupid is amazing, you can answer literally thousands of questions that slowly match you up with people who answered in ways similar to you, or in ways that would make you a good pair. The more questions you answer, the more accurate it starts to get. It's a global website so you can see your best matches from all over the planet if you want. I keep seeing smoking hot girls with 95+% compatibility and feeling lovestick at the fact they're thousands of miles away, haha.

[hellkat]

They've fuckin matched me up with a pack of ugly old guys



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[EazyDuz]

[CaNsA]

https://i.imgur.com/BVkDRy2.png

[WannaBeDude]

The Cansa name is very apt, caus your riddled for sure m8, and after gracing you with politeness, last time round, I may just have to tell you WHY, to your FACE, as opposed to having to resort to being a cock, by using cock pics.

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[CaNsA]

I probably have.

/me sparks up another marlboro red.

[WannaBeDude]

Well make sure, you keep that survival flint away from my Mountain Equipment trousers ? ? ? - if you recal or your be forking out 80 quid or a sore head

Tbf - There on offer at around £ 40 quid at the Mo, whereas mine cost £ 100 reduced 2 80 -
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[Alpha-9]

[WannaBeDude]

You think the bcf massive are as stupid as you, you got kippered m8, and now your trying to save some face, by Cansa backing you up a ' tad ' with a nob in face pic.

It's why YOU before, said about being lost on the words, caus your clueless. Now Cansa will leave it, should he choose, caus I've still got time for him, but your gone.
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[CaNsA]

LOL WUT?

Chill cov, it's all fun n games / shits n giggles.

[Alpha-9]

[WannaBeDude]

Cansa - things for me are DIFFERENT - when you've met people IRL, then more respect should be shown, if each other did no harm from real world meet. Make of it what you will.

Not mad Alpha, don't even need to feel even either, your a young KID, one who I have NO time for as it stands, I've got other IMPORTANT things to do. But if you allude to me, and prod me, I respond.

Now that response is over, as per above, better more IMPORTANT things I have to do.


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Jogging on, destination living.

[EazyDuz]

[Catalyst]

Definition of irony, Covdude calling Alpha a 'KID' but yet he's the one arguing with him on an internet forum?


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SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[hellkat]

I feel quite sorry for them.

I have no intention of even messaging any of them, let alone meeting them.

But all these guys seem like genuine guys. I've not got any Nigerian lawyers, but then I've not got any dicks either.

I dare not look at their profiles in case they think I'm interested
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[WannaBeDude]

He started it, I finished it. - Comprenda -
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