Morrisons - What kind of fish is this?

[Lord Percy]

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[Bloggsy]

very tasty best eaten raw

[Sload]

At least its not Youngs branded
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[Copycat73]

bet thats got horse meat in it aswell ...
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[speedy]

...thats tesco

[_Will_]

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[cimbian]

Smells fishy to me...
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[toshpot]

Ahhh, the ever elusive cuntfish, brings back the memories..

..I was once an avid cunt fisherman, almost a professional even. My time would be taken up stalking the natural habitat of this majestic sarcopterygii.

In my inexperienced early days, I tried many a bait, and found that there was a specific combination that almost always ensured a successful catch, I shall forgo my high standing in the field and share with you all the great secrets.

Cunt fish love turgid worms, they go nuts for them, however, you can't just go dipping around haphazardly with your worm, you first have to entice the specimen with a dose of 'digitus arietem' after a short while, you should notice the water levels rise, next up is to present a flacid worm and entice it's metamorphosis into a turgid worm, this can vary from bait to bait, but you tend to find it won't take long. It's also not unknown for a flacid worm to undergo this metamorphosis during the pre-baiting digitus stage.

Be aware that some baits can go sour before you finish your pre-baiting, if this has happened to you, you're better off packing up and going home, cunt fish find it hilarious and will not be fooled by any amount of pre-baiting.

now, with turgid worm in hand, you need to gently ease it in, once in you can then play the bait, pulling it in and out, this process is rumored to take up hours of your time, but in reality, 5-10 minutes is nearer the truth. Once the cuntfish has swallowed the worms innards (sucked out through it's eye) your job is done, fish landed! now roll over and go to sleep.

Next week, we'll be covering how to avoid the pork sword-fish.

I'm also collecting for charity, please send your cash to me, I will forward it on to my local off-licence. With your help, any cunt fish can look stunning.
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