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kingsknight
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Fuck sake!!! Reply with quote
I hit two pheasants 19 miles apart today. The first one hit my right leg and the 2nd I killed for sure because I ran over it with both wheels at 65mph.

The first shit me up but the 2nd scared the fuck out of me to the point where I had to pull over and take a breather. I felt the crunch under my back wheel.

Strange thing is that I didn't even nearly come off, I just felt the bumps but I still hated every single moment.
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Islander
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's dinner sorted then. Laughing

I once headbutted one. That hurt I can tell you - miracle I stayed on the bike really.
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
that's tea sorted then

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kingsknight
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I held it together very well I thought. I swear the 2nd one wanted to die!
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't like poor people either but running them over with a motorbike is a bit tight imo Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
_mjs_ wrote:
I don't like poor people either but running them over with a motorbike is a bit tight imo Thumbs Up


Even for the dinner they'll provide? Razz
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
_mjs_ wrote:
I don't like poor people either but running them over with a motorbike is a bit tight imo Thumbs Up


Even for the dinner they'll provide? Razz


Nope their trampy family would stick a claim in on your insurance before they even hit the floor Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
_mjs_ wrote:
I don't like poor people either but running them over with a motorbike is a bit tight imo Thumbs Up


Took me a couple of reads to click Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pheasant Fucker
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kingsknight
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I kept it together like a boss, I think if I slammed the brakes on I would of had an off!
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
i elbowed a duck a few weeks ago...
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
That is why you should ride on roads and not taking shortcuts through pheasant farms Wink
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
gfrancisdev wrote:
i elbowed a duck a few weeks ago...

I fisted a chicken.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
LordShaftesbury wrote:
gfrancisdev wrote:
i elbowed a duck a few weeks ago...

I fisted a chicken.


I goosed a goose.
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I stuffed a turkey Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I fucked a horse.
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kingsknight
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
This happened the last time I hit an animal (a deer at 70ish )..


https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/2684_77190173621_1363387_n.jpg


Started out looking like this....

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PostPosted: 22:40 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
EazyDuz wrote:
I fucked a horse.


Pretty sure I've eaten one.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
isn't the rule you can't claim your roadkill for food, but the first person following you can? Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Re: Fuck sake!!! Reply with quote
kingsknight wrote:
I killed for sure because I ran over it with both wheels at 65mph.

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Wotcha.

I centre punched one at about 90 mph on the trike.
A loud bang, followed by a great ball of feathers behind me Cool

It did very little damage to the trike Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 18 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I donkey-punched a hedge-hopping pigeon once.

fuck it hurt.
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 19 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
i.p.phrealy wrote:
isn't the rule you can't claim your roadkill for food, but the first person following you can? Thinking


That only applies to dear
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 19 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
bunglebubs wrote:
i.p.phrealy wrote:
isn't the rule you can't claim your roadkill for food, but the first person following you can? Thinking


That only applies to dear

I've heard this too, but does anyone know the actual law in question? Would be interesting to see how it's worded.
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 19 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
That rule mostly applies to game birds like pheasants and grouses.

If you kill it and take it away it's considered poaching, however if the next man takes it's roadkill so he can have it for free.

Absolutely stupid law, like anyone is going to pay any attention if you stop to pick up a dead bird.
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LordShaftesbu...
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 19 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Timmeh wrote:
If you kill it and take it away it's considered poaching, however if the next man takes it's roadkill so he can have it for free.

Yes, as mentioned I've heard this too. But is it true?
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