typical eh?

[Jonathan A]

At the moment I am keeping my bike at the front of the house, as my lawn is too muddy to store it round the back It has about 4 locks on it and it is covered up, and there is plenty of cctv around as it is in the city centre.

A few minutes ago I opened the front door to do my obsessive-compulsive check on the bike, and what do I come across?

The answer: a scank in a grey Adidas track suit with his hands down his pants checking it over, and his partner in "crime" attempting to hide in a bush next door

honestly, did this always happen before the time of the tracksuit?

[i.p.phrealy]

i hope you kicked the fuck out of him!
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[Klaus]

My local area can be mistaken for an Olympic village at times like there are that many chavs in tracksuits about...

I hate leaving my bike on show at the front of my house for any amount of time for worry of people 'eyeing it up'

[Jonathan A]

They buggered off before I got the chance (not that I am very capable of 'bangin' someone out) Maybe I ought to take out insurance excess cover...or keep the thing in the hallway (not that my mum would be too pleased).

Maybe a rather large stick would would do the trick

[Alpha-9]

They'll probably be back for it with tools if it's still there at night

Be afraid, be very afraid.
They were only the scouts, the true plethora of scum may be yet to cometh
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[s1h]

I reckon I'd put it round the back and let it get a bit of mud on it.


You can always wash it off.

[P.]

I'd be chucking a Cyclone V2 on it, chaining it to something solid and waiting for them.

[Jonathan A]

The last time I tried to put it round the back, the thing sunk about six inches. It's basically a swamp

[Shinigami]

lay out some board from b&q or something you can put the bike on in the back?
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[Xinthus]

[nop]

Please tell me you have a ground anchor?

If not, no amount of locks and chains will do any good whatsoever.

Don't ask me how I know.
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[krarkol]

They'll definitely be back the same night or night after, I'd contemplate doing an all nighter and peeping through the curtains...with a baseball bat waiting for them to arrive
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[Jonathan A]

I have an anchor in the garden, but at the front I lock it to the railings. Is this a common way by which these disgusting people steal bikes? Scouting out and then sending the more competent criminals with the tools? I might put it in the house tonight (mother permitting)

[Jonathan A]

I have tried board, but it just breaks and sinks.

[J.M.]

[Jonathan A]

Could I block it in with my mum's car?

[Shinigami]

use thicker board? or corregated sheets? or fill the mud with stones to firm it up?
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"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

[Dave-the-rave]

Maybe they were just admiring the bike.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Jonathan A]

both of these did cross my mind

I suppose I might as well get an alarm system for it. Does anyone know of any good ones?

[map]

[Jonathan A]

The thing with the V2 is that im not sere if it will fit my Hyosung comet

[Speed]

Simple...just sit back and play the old waiting game

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[Snorty]

[karoshi]