Flight Crew

[mjn51]

This was back when there was a crew in the cockpit, not just two
crew-members and a computer.

Many years ago on a long BOAC flight, an elderly lady asked if she
could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first
what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his
responsibilities were.

She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he
was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any
system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that
as the captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and
the functioning of the crew.

She turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is
your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."

Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean
by that?"

"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me that when he wants my
fucking advice, he'll ask me."