Neighbours wife.

[JiveBunny]

Here is the situation.

Neighbours wife keeps giving me the glad eye.

Recently caught me in the conservatory naked so knows I'm well hung. :wink

Pretty sure she wants it.

How would you play it? Get straight in there or get friendly with her old man first?
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When I ride, I feel as if I transcend consciousness and enter a different dimension full of instinct.

[Bloggsy]

Do want to have her old man as well ??????

[Skudd]

Been there done that, doesn't end well.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[P.]

I'd wake up from that dream.

[angryjonny]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[y2blade]

PICTURES!!!!!!!

[duhawkz]

[Tungtvann]

Aren't you like 17? She must be honking.

[Irn-Bru]

Warped no.2
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[Redoko]

I think, once a month, BCF should run a poll on the current most annoying member.

Said member gets ban.
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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[duhawkz]

We should have a "Wanker of the week" award
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[pepperami]

No 1. wake up from your dream.

No 2. If there was any chance this is true............ run away ,run away now before she boils your pet rabbit!

No 3. stop looking at your willy with a magnifying glass as it makes it look bigger than it really is!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[JiveBunny]

[tracks]

Just get in there and fuck them both without asking.

Twice.

Hopefully you will be arrested for rape and we won't see you again for a good while.

[duhawkz]

With any luck the husband will catch them at it and stab him to death
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[toshpot]

So, help me out here, one personality goes 'skiing', so another personality takes over the day to day internet bullshitting?

It seems both lack the technical aptitude to upload images, or the ability to not be a cunt.

Oh yes, while I remember, how did it go selling an imaginary R6 whilst on an imaginary holiday? I hear there are a lot of imaginary buyers looking at imaginary ads, with that in mind, you can probably draw a close to that particular line of bullshit pretty soon. Do give your imaginary soon-to-be cuckold neighbor my imaginary regards.

Yay! it's like a troll petting zoo...
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Sometimes, I touch myself and smell my fingers.

[Flatbadger]

[Sload]

You are warped 2.0
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Honda Varadero >> Triumph Speed Four >> Honda CBR1100xx

[CaNsA]

[Islander]

*sigh*

Not another one ffs.

[Spudly]

Knobhead
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The Old Apprentice

[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

Here at BCF ...
https://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/598/The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World.jpg

We don't always attract attention-seeking lunatics.
But when we do ... we always attract more than one at a time.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[GaZ]

Im sure I've read a thread where you said your cock doesn't work. Does she know this?

GaZ