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WULFSTAN
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: So have car drivers given up looking at roundabouts today. Reply with quote

So coming home from work this morning only to get knocked off by a stupid slag who just didn't look an came straight into the side of me thankfully just a few scratches to the fairing not to bad but the fucker drove off. Then in the afternoon I thought fuck it got no work tomorrow go the tescos get myself some cans for tonight only to have some cunt do the same thing thankfully my reflexs were better second time round and I narrowly missed him at least he said sorry which was fair of him. Have to say my reflexs first time round were poor which I put down to being tired of a 14 hour shift still should have done better. Rant over. Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bad times Sad
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I went for a blast with _Iain_ I nearly got deaded.

Guy just pulled out on roundabout as I was heading over... cunt didn't even look Laughing Damn good brakes on the CBR.
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funnily enough, I was reading recently that the Dullsville is one of the most crashed bikes in the UK. I assume it's the typically high mileage, I can't think of any other reason why they might be involved in a lot of acci Sleeping
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fucker knocked you off and drove away from the scene of an accident? The next poor bugger might not be so lucky as to only have escaped with only a few scratches on the fairing! Rozzers on the case?
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joncrete Cungle wrote:
The fucker knocked you off and drove away from the scene of an accident? The next poor bugger might not be so lucky as to only have escaped with only a few scratches on the fairing! Rozzers on the case?
No mate sorry to say can't even remember what car she was in ford ka or something similar the little woman who came an helped me pick the bike up said she tryed to get her reg but she shot off so fast she couldn't write it down quick enough.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are there any CCTV cameras around that could have caught it?
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt B wrote:
Are there any CCTV cameras around that could have caught it?
ive asked at the pub on the corner turns out there cameras didn't catch it which I take to mean they don't record or don't work. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Funnily enough, I was reading recently that the Dullsville is one of the most crashed bikes in the UK. I assume it's the typically high mileage, I can't think of any other reason why they might be involved in a lot of acci Sleeping


Wtf is going on, that's the second one in as many days that's had me in tears. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

WULFSTAN wrote:
Joncrete Cungle wrote:
The fucker knocked you off and drove away from the scene of an accident? The next poor bugger might not be so lucky as to only have escaped with only a few scratches on the fairing! Rozzers on the case?
No mate sorry to say can't even remember what car she was in ford ka or something similar the little woman who came an helped me pick the bike up said she tryed to get her reg but she shot off so fast she couldn't write it down quick enough.



would a helmet have caught her reg?
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

illuminateTHEmind wrote:
would a helmet have caught her reg?


Only if it was a really amazing one that could magically record shit with eyes and a brain for memory functions.
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 28 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

illuminateTHEmind wrote:



would a helmet have caught her reg?


Only if her numberplate got stuck in the visor opening.
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it makes the OP feel any better, I got punted off at a roundabout because the stupid slag in the cute little car behind was looking. She was looking at the car that had just come around the roundabout rather fast... so she didn't see that I'd seen it too and stopped to give way.

Moral: if you see any car a woman might think was "cute" and identify by the colour/nauseating name she's given it, stay well away. A chap in work's daughter crashed her Kack into another young airhead also driving a Kack, fr'instance.
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PostPosted: 03:41 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

goto10 wrote:
illuminateTHEmind wrote:



would a helmet have caught her reg?


Only if her numberplate got stuck in the visor opening.


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PostPosted: 08:23 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:

Moral: if you see any car a woman might think was "cute" and identify by the colour/nauseating name she's given it, stay well away.


+1. Any car that has little eye-lashes on the headlights is guaranteed to be driven by a bubble brained tit who thinks that there is no need to look or consider other road users, as their Unicorn-shitting, rainbow farting little dodgem (and hence the driver) is too cute to cause upset.
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bike was knocked over and left in the car park at work (before I learned where one can really park a bike), on it's side, my fresh tank of fuel leaking slowly onto the tarmac.

The best bit? Not one camera actually saw anything. One was blinded by the sun. The other wasn't even looking. I was fortunate that the damage was minimal-I swear it even ran faster afterwards.
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Astandane wrote:
My bike was knocked over and left in the car park at work (before I learned where one can really park a bike), on it's side, my fresh tank of fuel leaking slowly onto the tarmac.

The best bit? Not one camera actually saw anything. One was blinded by the sun. The other wasn't even looking. I was fortunate that the damage was minimal-I swear it even ran faster afterwards.


Well it would have been lighter after dropping fuel everywhere!
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

goto10 wrote:
illuminateTHEmind wrote:



would a helmet have caught her reg?


Only if her numberplate got stuck in the visor opening.



oooooo shit I forgot to type 'cam', you owned me this time Mad.
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even a helmet could have got her reg.

Was it a mini roudabout? I've had a moment like that due to cars blocking someone's view of me until the last second.

On big roundabouts I go round and round on the inside (alright, offside) until there aren't any cars anywhere, or until I'm sick and fall on the grass.
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davenaylor wrote:
Astandane wrote:
My bike was knocked over and left in the car park at work (before I learned where one can really park a bike), on it's side, my fresh tank of fuel leaking slowly onto the tarmac.

The best bit? Not one camera actually saw anything. One was blinded by the sun. The other wasn't even looking. I was fortunate that the damage was minimal-I swear it even ran faster afterwards.


Well it would have been lighter after dropping fuel everywhere!


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PostPosted: 13:41 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been out for a little blast myself this lunchtime and nearly got collected twice. Once I was filtering through dual carriageway traffic and silly bitch in silly bitch car changed lanes for no apparent reason whatsoever right in front of me, and then a single lane that splits into three for traffic lights at a T junction (left hand lane turns left, middle and right hand lanes turn right) when silly cunt in silly cunt car decides he doesn't want to be in the middle lane and tries to move into left hand lane. Unfortunately, I was already occupying the space he was trying to move into. Just had not seen me at all. Horn. Passenger shit herself. He starts shouting. Why do they get so irate when it's them that's at fault?

Anyway, enjoyed it regardless. Mr. Green Still bloody cold though. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 29 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

carlosthejackal wrote:
Horn. Passenger shit herself. He starts shouting. Why do they get so irate when it's them that's at fault?

Because you were doing an undertake at 200mph.

The only alternative explanation was that he's not in fact the best driver in the world, which is clearly a ridiculous proposition. Tut Tut
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