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| Marmalade |
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I was pulled by Wiltshire plod many years ago in a Recovery truck.
Do you know why I've stopped you?
No?
You're not wearing a seatbelt
We're excempt
No you're not
We don't have any fitted
Oh! Umm, hang on.......... Comes back, Ok, on your way.
 ____________________ Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky |
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 Posted: 12:01 - 23 Mar 2013 Post subject: Re: Thats another torn up number plate ticket |
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He had a wee number plate. Riding as part of a moving crime wave.
He should have gone down for 25 years.
 ____________________ W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair |
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| Easter Bunny |
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I know see title  ____________________ The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train! |
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| RandomJord |
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 RandomJord Renault 5 Driver
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| Rogerborg |
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Shame that got torn up, it would have been hilarious if the Clown had taken it all the way to court.
OK, coppers were being dicks, but I really don't get the small plate fetish. Why offer them such an easy collar in return for fiddling with a bit of plastic that you can't even see while you're riding the bike? ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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 gorillaonabik... Nearly there...
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I was in a car (passenger) and the driver was pulled. The police car pulled up alongside and the conversation with the rozzer in the passenger seat went something like this:
Copper: Do you know what you've done?
Driver: Erm, no.
Copper: [Raising voice] Do you know what you've done?!
Driver: I'm sorry officer...
Copper: [Really yelling] DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I MEAN DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
Driver: Sorry officer...
They then just drove off. No idea what they were trying to do - fishing for something maybe?
In London, the police are rubbish and are generally a pointless waste of time. Everyone has numerous stories about the general uselessness of plod and they are just a group of black-clad failures who pick on soft targets. If anything remotely challenging arises they just disappear into the ether.
I was in the first day of the Tottenham riots and plod were appalling. What I witnessed with my own eyes that day was incompetence, cowardice and stupidity. Or as we say 'business as usual' for the Met. ____________________ FZR400 (blown engine), ZXR750 (blown engine), ZX6R (accident), CBR600 which had engine issues after which I learned to change gear..., CBR900, CBR924 (stolen), CB600, CB1300 (everything blew up), BMW K1300GT (written off, hit from rear while stationary), Bandit 1250 for a couple of months, Triumph Sprint ST 1050 (nicked) and somewhere in there, I wrote off a Ducati 748 at Cadwell. |
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got pulled in the mates landy
do you realise you are not wearing seatbelts
yes officer there are none to wear
but you need them
no officer its a 1966 landrover
oh ok then sorry be on your way
we have since fitted lap belts  ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 12 years, 318 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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