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Skudd
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Getting Bunged up Reply with quote
What foods make you really constipated and your stools into hard bricks ?
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not always food.

Painkillers and Anti-Histamines.
Underactive Thyroid.
Childbirth.


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PostPosted: 17:17 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Re: Getting Bunged up Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
What foods make you really constipated and your stools into hard bricks ?
Dehydration. Drink more water.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I want to get bunged up, I'm always a little lose and want to be bunged up and solid for the BBQ, means less bog roll and going less often.
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eggs.
Cheese/Dairy.
Chocolate.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Morphine and other opiates.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
HT wrote:

Childbirth.


May I be the first to congratulate you. Thumbs Up


I may be the size of someone expecting quads, but I'm sure I would have known if I had had the sex with anything else other than Miss Right hand
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Co-codamol does it for me.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
HT wrote:
Eggs.
Cheese/Dairy.
Chocolate.


Chocolate is starting to give me reflux and I'm trying to avoid it (I'm a fatty and every little helps)

I don't like cheese except on a burger ( Again trying to void them due to my girth)

Eggs........................ I have eaten as much as 1 1/2 dozen in a day and still have loose stools.

I have skimmed milk (Ok you may have got the message...... I put the B into Big)
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
Morphine and other opiates.



I'm not in pain so drugs are not the answer.
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flying.
Whenever I fly I don't pass a motion for a day or 3 (possibly dehydration).
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
HT wrote:
Flying.
Whenever I fly I don't pass a motion for a day or 3 (possibly dehydration).


I've tried flapping my arms but I can't take off. Crying or Very sad

Perhaps I should use Ollie1995's head as a spring board and do the world a favour.
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Starchy foods like white bread, crisps, potatoes etc.
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
Morphine and other opiates.



I'm not in pain so drugs are not the answer.


loperamide - anti-diarrhoea medication. take 3, dont shit for a week
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
weasley wrote:
Starchy foods like white bread, crisps, potatoes etc.


That has been my diet for years and I'm still loose.
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
I want to get bunged up, I'm always a little lose and want to be bunged up and solid for the BBQ, means less bog roll and going less often.
Biscuits 'brown' are issued in army ration packs to help bind you up, also so you can wrap your turds easily. They just look like normal plain boring biscuits to me.
https://www.lobelsfoods.com/armybisc.jpg
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Fisty wrote:
https://www.therevcounter.co.uk/attachments/general-mayhem/26437d1368556774-pretentiousness-butt-plug-large-pink.jpg


They make them in a small Factory in Wigan. Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
yen_powell wrote:
Skudd wrote:
I want to get bunged up, I'm always a little lose and want to be bunged up and solid for the BBQ, means less bog roll and going less often.
Biscuits 'brown' are issued in army ration packs to help bind you up, also so you can wrap your turds easily. They just look like normal plain boring biscuits to me.
https://www.lobelsfoods.com/armybisc.jpg


They could be dunked in coffee. Thumbs Up

Just need to find where I can get some.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:


loperamide - anti-diarrhoea medication. take 3, dont shit for a week


This.

Take neostigmine later to compensate, but not anywhere near me.
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loperamide - anti-diarrhoea medication. take 3, dont shit for a week


Would that be available in the aisle at Tesco?
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
The999Kid wrote:


loperamide - anti-diarrhoea medication. take 3, dont shit for a week


Would that be available in the aisle at Tesco?


Immodium Wink
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mgh0 wrote:


Immodium Wink


one or two gallons?
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 01 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why are you afraid to poo at the BBQ?
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