Just back from a night out....

[andym]

Totally pointless thread.... but since I'm pissed I don't care.

Ended up with a mile or so walk home (with a detour to Tesco for a bottle of wine and digital camera), after a guilt trip shag potential (rat arsed and wouldn't remember a thing the next morning type bird ).... and in my sober stupor (at the time).... I carried this shag-bag home, threw her in her doorway (literally),and went back to find my guaranteed taxi had fucked off

Now bcf morals tells me I should have punched her up the Gary and done her in the tits or something.... but really? I actually felt sorry for her and wanted to make sure she got home safe....

[temeluchus]

STICK TO THE HEROIN.
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Rogerborg]

Accused of molesting her in 3... 2...
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Rigga]

I can honestly say that I have never ever thought about purchasing a digital camera after a night out on the lash!
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[james1988]

[Rogerborg]

Or has been bottling up an epic toilet snake.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[hellkat]

I'm sorry, I thought this was the BCF Random Banter forum, not the waiting room for the Mark Roberts wannabe contest.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andym]

dammit.... I thought I'd be able to delete this thread before anyone noticed.

Fuck it... OK well I just woke up and found 2 gorgeous.... ummm birds in my bed... welded to... within 4 thou... with... fish fingers.... on top of a geyser of shit..... honest guv

[Ariel Badger]

Just check those chicks for nobs.
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[JonB]

Next time you are "Just back from a night out..."

Just go to fucking bed.
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[Mondeo Man]

Well done.

You're a lout.

Give yourself a paper hat.

[Skudd]

I did a bit of perving while shopping in ASDA last night.
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[331X2]

[331X2]

[Ariel Badger]

OP, why the urgency with the camera?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[andym]