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yaigi
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Plastic Fantastic, Fake Tan O Rama and 'Classy' Birds Reply with quote

Yes, that's right, I can only be talking about Ladies Day at Aintree. You're gunna have to help me out here though, can anyone actually spot any ladies?

https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813392.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813392.jpg

https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813421.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/FEE-Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813421.jpg

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813438.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813438.jpg

https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813956.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813956.jpg

More hilarity to be found in the gallery on this page:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-aintree-ladies-day-2013-1812673
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

is the top one a bloke in drag? Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldnt let my missus out looking like a side of beef.

Jesus

I reckon the bloke was an armed forces lad who lost a bet

Or a drag man whichever, each to their own
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well from having been involved with such women, I can say best give it a miss. They are high maintanence, poor partners, bad company, self absorbed, demanding, entitlement driven, and not even that great in bed

Rather get a proper lady. Far more rewarding. You don't need to turn heads by the trash on your arm. You only need to please yourself
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813455.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813455.jpg

Quote from my wife... As if she wasn't ugly enough, look at her hair, what's that crazy shit going on... oh wait, it's a bloke stood behind her... never mind.


Sharp one my missus!
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

look like a load of prostitutes drumming up business
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813455.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813455.jpg

Quote from my wife... As if she wasn't ugly enough, look at her hair, what's that crazy shit going on... oh wait, it's a bloke stood behind her... never mind.


Sharp one my missus!


Don't know bru. My plastic fantastics were like 50 kg. All at least a C cup. Certainly not as chunky as these heifers. But all rotten inside where it counts.

The display above is no better than B grade. I go for A1 grade, but these days can't be bothered anymore and prefer a decent lady
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813455.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813455.jpg

Quote from my wife... As if she wasn't ugly enough, look at her hair, what's that crazy shit going on... oh wait, it's a bloke stood behind her... never mind.


Sharp one my missus!


And what is with the Jetsons-like shoulder pad things?! I think we should dare someone to go dressed in this next year, they'd fit right in:

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/jetsons-21054.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yaigi I can post you far better looking women taken at my home than the trash above, but I have seen far more attractive women on BCF without having physically seen them.
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of my faves:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191BA1A1000005DC-688_470x423.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191B83BB000005DC-178_310x676.jpg

The winner is:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191C389F000005DC-57_470x676.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stan's daughter is showing her age.


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191BA1A1000005DC-688_470x423.jpg

https://www.stanlaurelandoliverhardy.com/stancloseuocolour.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

"ladies"
https://www.crosbyreport.com/files/imagecache/mainPhoto/dr.evil_.laser2__0.jpg

edit- read above
https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813724.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813724.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

this has made me look over more pictures from the album- here's my selection of stand outs.
https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813359.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813359.jpg
aside from the middle one, they look like they're in the midst of a stroke.
https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813395.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813395.png
2 more transgender females
https://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813047.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813047.jpg


https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1812951.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Ladies-Day-at-Aintree-2013-1812951.jpg
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https://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/prometheus-makeup-engineer-image.jpg
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1813746.ece/ALTERNATES/s510b/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813746.jpg

I'll take these two please. (And I won't be returning anything but a ground down paste by time I'm finished)
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191C389F000005DC-57_470x676.jpg

Les Dawson's back from the grave! Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aintree is in the north, what do you bloody expect? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a bunch of growlers!
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You bunch of slack-jawed faggots. I'd be on (most of) them like a tramp on dropped chips.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m492/sidewinder11/Ladies-Day-at-the-2013-John-Smiths-Grand-National-Meeting-at-Aintree-1813393_zpsacac49be.jpg


Nice Very Happy

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PostPosted: 22:01 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wtf have my eyes just seen Surprised Shocked Shocked
I may be a bit of a butch lesbian, But I certanly know I look more of a ladie going into town, then looking like that Shocked Shocking Exclamation
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 06 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this one because there's judgement..

Not the girl on the right... the girl on the left behind her (in blue). Clearly judging her yet didn't bother to wear a dress that fits herself.


https://dl.dropbox.com/u/188253/judgenot.png

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PostPosted: 08:35 - 07 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find it funny how some people don't grow out of these kinds of mindsets. I genuinely feel as though this kind of simplistic desire to look good, while getting it so fucking wrong, is a thing left for children and teenagers. Things like this, to me, are a true reflection of someone's innate cognitive maximum.

Also. As a sidenote. More than half of them, you'd still be willing to give them a prod if they offered. They present themselves shockingly, but as a one-off-and-never-see-again, why the hell not Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 07 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

https://super-user.co.uk/lolfaceswut.jpg
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 07 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

https://super-user.co.uk/lolfaceswut.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 07 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

its the caterpillar eyebrows and orange skin I just dont get it!

I do like some of the hats though but most of them look like they are a couple of degrees off hyperthermia
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