Help Me Frape My Brother

[Bubbs]

The little fucker had me last week, and he's just left his fb logged in. Want to make it something special..

Answers on a postcard.

Thanks.


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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[Alpha-9]

Change his post settings to 'Only me' and put gay porn in his profile

Standard.
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Fzr-600 1999

[Bubbs]

[cimbian]

It gets his balls chopped-off by his wife.
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22PlusY
Current: Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva. Previous: Honda XL650V TransAlp
Bearded, Balding, Born again Buddhist Biker

[Bubbs]

It asks me for a password when changing that!! Gutted
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[cimbian]

Find some dating pages and 'like' them.
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22PlusY
Current: Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva. Previous: Honda XL650V TransAlp
Bearded, Balding, Born again Buddhist Biker

[Bubbs]

[Lord Percy]

Inbox loads of girls saying how much you like them. Make it realistic, but keep the message vague enough so it can be pasted to as many girls as possible.

And/or... just write an awful-but-definitely-believable status. Something to do with a girl alleging rape after a night out, and it getting quite serious. Write it so it comes across as a little guilty, like something is trying to be hidden/justified.

[Lord Percy]

Or write something really depressed.

Generally the best thing is to make it realistic so it's quite hard to deny afterwards.

[Bubbs]

Done as much as I could think of. Also added about 100 people with the same name as him. Ha ha, It's going to be funny.
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[Ste]

Your brother is a fan of incest, post on cousins and other family members facebook walls about their special relationship and how there's always been something special between them and now he wants to have sexy times again. Posting on their wall rather than messaging, doesn't matter what you say apart from the filthier the better.

[mysterious_rider]

Just tell the world that he's frantically masturbating over pictures of susan boyle.
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[CG Sam]

My favourite is nothing obvious he'll notice instantly, just some of the basic info, interested in men, in a relationship with bobby bum fun etc...
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[duhawkz]

Change his status to....

OMG, I have just tested positive for chlamydia.


Enjoy the lolz
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[Gazza M]

add as many people you can find with the same name as him. did this to a mate a couple months ago, he still gets people accepting him now
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[-LG-]

Change his birthday to another day.

Always fun to see people posting on the wall on the wrong day.
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[shereen]

Just had a shit but as I was wiping, my fingers went through the toilet paper and now my fingers smell of poo.
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[sickpup]

[shereen]

[daemonoid]

[sabian92]

Fuck that, delete his account. He'll be adding people in years to come.

[mr jamez]

Oh boy, you facebookers sure are craaayyyzee chaps!
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[GF-91]

Add a middle name or change his middle name. Change his profile picture to Chuck Norris. And post loads of facts about Chuck.
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[Neorion]

Turn him into a girl

Girl profile page
Girl pictures
etc etc
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