Oral sex 'can give you cancer'

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

I think Mr. Douglas got the throat cancer from talking too much shit.

My eyes nearly caught some cancer from reading about the cnut there. Smile

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DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

Neck/oral cancer is mostly caused by smoking and drinking.

HPV does cause quite a lot of them too, but they tend to be easier to treat than the smoking and drinking related cancers. Most (80%) people have HPV at some point, it matters not if your preference is for sausages or kebabs.

kerr · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2011 Karma :

Great, going to be even harder to get a sookin off the mrs now Evil or Very Mad

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Fuck it

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_Will_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Karma :

3 years until a new study comes out dismissing previous studies and suggests oral sex is good for you. Laughing

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

You mean other than the fact that he smoked like a steamtrain for quite a lot of his young life?
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metalangel · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Feb 2009 Karma :

Anyone remember that report from some years back on CNN that being a cumguzzler (that is, ingesting the briny load) helped prevent breast cancer?

Laughing

I should really have picked misogynist scientist as my career. "Cuntylickus bad! Jizz gargling good! I want to see callouses on those knees, ladies!"
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Benno · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2012 Karma :

Actually, this is f*cking great news.

Recently there was an article about how sperm was good for women. Now there is an article about how giving oral is bad for men.

The solution? The answer that is beneficial to everyone?

More blow jobs. Women, step it up!
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Commuter_Tim · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2013 Karma :

So when did Mr Douglas earn his medical degree?
I don't see any seasoned Medical Professionals giving him acting advice...
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

I imagine that Catherine Zeta Jones is not happy having her husband dis the hygienic state of her quim in the media.
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Commuter_Tim · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2013 Karma :

Ah cool, it was more the phrasing of the quote that had me, seemed more like he was suggesting that was the cause, I'd rather hear it from a medical professional than an actor...
I suppose that's the media tho.
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Commuter_Tim · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2013 Karma :

Most recent news article, Douglas backpedals and admits he was talking shit (said he was misquoted), who looks the fool now Mr Douglas... Very Happy

https://news.sky.com/story/1098659/michael-douglas-talks-frankly-about-illness

(BTW there has still never been any proven data presented that Cannabis causes any form of cancer, neither has there been any proof in the opposite direction either mind, but we have the government alone to blame for that lack of testing)
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