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JodieWodie
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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and this is a 'look at me' thread
Hey look at me
Im naked
Like a big fat jelly
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Where is the "What the fuckety fuck?" karma rating?
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like jelly, you got any tip top you can pour over yourself?
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:
Where is the "What the fuckety fuck?" karma rating?


Would that be negative or positive?
I'd vote positive, as soon as this thread has pics. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
See that avatar? That's Jodie that is.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I won't claim to know what you've been through, but I can offer this advice, if a suave Muslim in a Mercedes offers you a bottle of Jack Daniels and a Shashlik, politely decline.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Re: And YES for the record Reply with quote
JodieWodie wrote:
I did try to kill myself
YES for the gossipers
YES I did slash my wrists

But I'm still here hanging on to annoy you Wink


Remember 'up the road' not 'across the street'.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ichy wrote:
See that avatar? That's Jodie that is.


So, does that mean you're a German Shepard?

How do you type with claws?
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:


How do you type with claws?


She must be able to open a can Super T, typing will be a doddle.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:
Ichy wrote:
See that avatar? That's Jodie that is.


So, does that mean you're a German Shepard?

How do you type with claws?


I press on the key and the letter appears on the screen Rolling Eyes You do understand how a keyboard works don't you?
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ichy wrote:

I press on the key and the letter appears on the screen Rolling Eyes You do understand how a keyboard works don't you?


Thanks, Captain Sarcastic.
I was more hinting towards the assumed lack of muscle control in a canines toes... Smile
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well that was random Confused
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I'm not a real dog, that is my furry suit.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Confused

Bitch gon' crazy Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
How can people "try" to kill themselves.

Either do it or don't.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
JodieWodie wrote:
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Im naked
Like a big fat jelly


Pics or it didn't happen.

Preferably with bonjela smeared all over.
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drzsta wrote:
How can people "try" to kill themselves.



Easy, depending on your choice of suicide you can not take the right cocktail of drugs, or not enough or they make you sick so you don't die, you don't cut yourself deep enough or in the correct place or you get found before you die.
Or the main one, it was a cry for help and you never intended to die anyway.
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
In my darkest hours I was moments away from doing the deed, but then I found reasons not to. I still have dark times, but I still have the reasons not to do the deed.
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I'll be nice and take you around London Jodie. I'll show you a good time. We can visit Sealife, walk along the Thames and look down into the browny water, and then stop at Wasabi for some good Sushi.

I'll patch you cut wrists with kisses and hugs.

You only have one life, and it doesn't last forever.
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does anyone on here know Jodie IRL?

This whole thread, and others of hers, sounds like a cry for help.
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
Does anyone on here know Jodie IRL?

This whole thread, and others of hers, sounds like a cry for help.


Indeed it does, however any self aware depressive should be fully aware the internet is not the place to voice such issues, as the replies you get are as above, abusive and unhelpful, expecting anything more than this is unrealistic (outside of specific support forums).

Unless of course the OP feels they have more of a connection with people here than anywhere else in their life, in which case gauging by the replies here I genuinely feel for the OP.
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Commuter_Tim wrote:


Unless of course the OP feels they have more of a connection with people here than anywhere else in their life, in which case gauging by the replies here I genuinely feel for the OP.


Really? She sounds a bit of a twat tbf........
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