What would your reply be?

[Davie J]

From another forum.
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Firstly, the thread is posted as I seen some poor cunt lying next to his bike today after some kind of collision. I have no idea who was at fault, however the speed limit on the road was 20mph so I assume somebody has been a cunt.

I hope it was not as bad as it looked.

Why on earth does anyone ride a motorbike, other than some thrill seeking attention? I have been driving for two and a half years, and almost every single motorbike I see has a cunt aboard. I am really not exaggerating here either. Fucking nutjobs on the whole, who thankfully end up hurting themselves when driving insanely rather than the other party involved.
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Went into the high vis discussion where someone was told to "paint your fucking car high vis then" lol.
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[phonesurgeon]

Are you for real or another thrill & attention seeker?

2 and half years behind the wheel and suddenly your an expert?

Please do yourself a favor and vanish.... into thin air!

[DMCpro]

Post a link and the BCF massive will be there
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[bren_9311]

[Irn-Bru]

That is the usual sort of stuff you see on computer forums, it used to boil my piss because most of them are chavs who obsess over putting LED's in their car interior.
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[Davie J]

[Teflon-Mike]

My Reply?

"What, you mean you actually NOTICED a biker from your tin can for once! - GEEZ!.... now try looking out for the ones that aren't on their arses!"
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[Davie J]

[Spudly]

Who the fuck would pay to register on a forum, and why?
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[Rogerborg]

"The vast majority of motorcycle accidents in built up areas are down to a cunt in a car pulling out of a junction without looking for or perceiving a cunt on a bike. See the MAIDs study, you have to register to get a copy, you'll love that."

And £20 to join a forum, is this for AOLusers?
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[Eddie Hitler]

Smack in the mouth. It's fine, I'm crazy.

[N cee thirty]

i nearly crushed some clever fuck in a car the other day with a 18 ton tractor and trailer, they won't be pulling out again.
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[Ichy]

[Linux]

Cause im a thrill seeking nutjob of a cunt.
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[Mario_Kempes]

[Ichy]

So how do people find it to join?
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[MarkJ]

Communal BCF user account?

[Rogerborg]

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