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scorps
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Fuck that shit Reply with quote

organised a ladies ridout today as some of the women are nervous about joining the boys. I told them we can just do it at a leisurely pace as there were 125 riders some still on L plates.

One female who wil never ever be allowed near me on a rideout again did the following.

pulled out from a single carriage road without looking onto one of the busiest duelers in Aberdeenshire (A96) and managed not to get killed outright due to the incredibally quick reflexes of the driver in a pickup who managed to take evasive action which resulted in him having to turn right and go back around as he was going straight on.
Her speed rarey got above 40mph after that and when we took her to one side to expalin what she did wrong we got our heads bitten off and was told she knew what she was doing and to leave her to it.
she sat moaning about her bike losing power, it became apparent that she has no idea how to use her gears and refuses point blank to believe us when we said she had to drop down to get her speed up. I refused to ride back with her and asked a mate how long it took them to get back, apparently she made exactly the same error on the same roundabout and then nearly planted into the side of a car and trailer on a sharp bend a few miles further on.

She will not be passing her test any time soon if she survives that is!!!
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

She won't pass a test riding like that, but she'll still be allowed to plod around being a danger to herself and others on her CBT.
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

one of the other girls who is friends with her fella has phoned him with her concerns, Im hoping her instructor tells her to give up, shes 60 years old not a youngster either.
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confucius say : "One who will not admit their own mistakes will never improve."
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

she will be retaking her CBT at this rate. Im furious with her. She should stick with riding pillion.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
She won't pass a test riding like that, but she'll still be allowed to plod around being a danger to herself and others on her CBT.

Since I'm-all-right-Jackie, I'm going to wonder how much longer we will allow soLo riding on a provisional.

There's nothing about it in any Euro dictat, and the intention is clearly for the process to be training Arrow test, including theory Arrow then ride unsupervised.

Won't someone please think of the children grannies?
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much damage can an old woman on a 125 cause?
Quite a fucking lot if a lorry has to swerve to avoid crushing the daft bint.

You tried to tell her, she wouldn't listen so you fucked off and left her to it. You did exactly what i would have done. Some people always know best even when they're wrong and i've long since given up trying to help such people
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just hope that people dont see her as a typical lady rider. Believe it or not some of us can actually ride to an above average standard Smile
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sums up the problem of CBT's really...

The words motorcycle and basic aren't a good combination Hurt
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish there was a local rideout like that.. near me. Shame about the old coffin dodger though! sounds like she thinks she is never in the wrong! silly old hag. How did she get her CBT certificate?! sadly she may end up learning the hard way!
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

DOTTYDUCK wrote:
How did she get her CBT certificate?!


Exactly! Have a word with her training school, not much they can do now but why the hell did they pass her on the cbt??
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The CBT road ride is only meant to be a minimal test of competence. Bear in mind that some folk do it as their first outing on a powered vehicle of any kind, and some roadcraft snafus are to be expected. The lad out with me shot a red and very nearly got mashed up.

Lady Phoenix wrote:
I just hope that people dont see her as a typical lady rider. Believe it or not some of us can actually ride to an above average standard Smile

My CBT instructor and IAM observer were women, and both were excellent. I believe that women would tend to make better instructors, because I am a patronising sexist pig.
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rigga wrote:
DOTTYDUCK wrote:
How did she get her CBT certificate?!


Exactly! Have a word with her training school, not much they can do now but why the hell did they pass her on the cbt??


Would she need a CBT at 60? Or would her car (if she has one) license allow her to ride one?
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends when she got her car-license - or by the sounds of her driving, perhaps more importantly when she lost her license and had to retake it later Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The not so laughable thing is that insurance premiums for such people are significantly less, based solely upon age, than those of more capable riders.
Go figure.
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 29 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even bike type - you can have a complete incompetant nutter on a 125 getting low premiums, vs a very sensible experienced rider on a 600 worth the same if not less than the 125 getting charged a fortune Rolling Eyes

F-cking insurance, basically. Doh!
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PostPosted: 01:08 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

eitematt wrote:
Even bike type - you can have a complete incompetant nutter on a 125 getting low premiums, vs a very sensible experienced rider on a 600 worth the same if not less than the 125 getting charged a fortune Rolling Eyes

F-cking insurance, basically. Doh!


Speak for yourself SmileSmileSmile

The bigger of my no claim bonus are on a 125 and my 600 still cheaper to insure Smile

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PostPosted: 01:38 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

Is it a 125 'sport' bike vs 600 commuter or similar?

Otherwise, what insurance company as i may be interested in a quote Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:32 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:
Would she need a CBT at 60? Or would her car (if she has one) license allow her to ride one?

A car license from before 2001 validates provisional entitlement to ride mopeds. Riding a 125 needs a CBT, no exceptions.

That's not to say that she actually has one though.

If she's genuinely that bad and you're really concerned, then half a dozen people all independently making a report about an incident of careless driving might troll ScotPlod into action. Likely not, and it would surely kick off, but I'm not sure what else you can do other than get your "Telt ye so" ready for when she empties her bag of luck.
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Tungtvann wrote:
She won't pass a test riding like that, but she'll still be allowed to plod around being a danger to herself and others on her CBT.

Since I'm-all-right-Jackie, I'm going to wonder how much longer we will allow soLo riding on a provisional.

There's nothing about it in any Euro dictat, and the intention is clearly for the process to be training Arrow test, including theory Arrow then ride unsupervised.

Won't someone please think of the children grannies?
If they stop solo riding on L plates they will knock out half the traffic wardens in east London in one go.

Still can't believe that an employer is happy for someone to use a motorcycle for work purposes without passing their test.

It doesn't bode well for the future of say the Ambulance Service.

"Right son, the patient is barely clinging to life in the back so put the whoo whoos on, check the mirror, indicate and just start to ease up on the clutch, that's it, nicely done! Now I may tap my pen on the dashboard on the way to A&E in which case I want you to stop as if a small child has run out in front of you, but obviously being imaginary there's no need to scrape them up and chuck them in the back this time."
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
The CBT road ride is only meant to be a minimal test of competence. Bear in mind that some folk do it as their first outing on a powered vehicle of any kind, and some roadcraft snafus are to be expected. The lad out with me shot a red and very nearly got mashed up.


Thats what I always thought, but the second time I did my CBT (circa 2002), me and a mate got our certs, but the instructor refused to give them to a pair of 17 year old kids on the basis of some frankly minor roadcraft failures (drifting slightly on a roundabout, going over the white line slightly at a junction). Not that they weren't potentially dangerous things to do, but it was entirely the kind of thing you would expect from someone who hasn't ever ridden a bike before.

But then he did also tell us that the day before (in his job as a copper), he'd had to go and speak to the parents of a guy who'd jumped on his mate's supermoto (no licence), gone to the t-junction at the end of the road, and wheelied straight across the junction, decapitating himself on the roadsign on the pavement opposite. This may have skewed his judgement somewhat.

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PostPosted: 11:19 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are always some people who will refuse to take advice and seem to take offense at it, to be fair, a small accident might make her wake up a bit.
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady Phoenix wrote:
I just hope that people dont see her as a typical lady rider. Believe it or not some of us can actually ride to an above average standard Smile


I doubt it, the rest of us were women and didnt seem to have a problem, the collective hands up agains heads waiting for impact and the shaking of heads in helmets was almost syncronised. Im more inclined to think people will have generalised her as stupid learner. Shes not contributed to our forum chat about the ride yesterday though.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 30 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sold the bike and gone back to mauling through traffic in her audi perhaps Laughing
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