Pulled over for le accelerating.

[Pol Anorl]

I did derped.

Didn't see a police car in the que of traffic behind me at some traffic lights...

lights changed and i pinned it!! hit warp speed
3/4 throttle up to about 25-30mph.... ran over a kitten which was funny as fuck.

next thing i know i see traffic parting and a police car shooting through...

so carried on slowly till i heard sirens and him up my ass, pulled over got off and asked the usual "whats up?" i got "what do you think" no idea i said to which he said "there was no need to accelerate away from the lights so fast"... i ride a divvy...

i wasn't aware thats illegal besides i didn't break any speed limits nor was it dangerous.

after checking my license looking at my id he told me hes a motorcyclist and rides a fireblade... to which i thought to myself..

are all coppers motorcyclists who think other motorcyclists are utter cnuts..
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[russ_fae_fyvie]

He must have been a pussy lover !!

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[The Disapproving Brit]

I'm pretty sure there's something in Roadcraft about using your superior acceleration to get up to speed quickly, which in turn creates a safe gap behind you. I could be wrong, but the reasoning makes sense in my head.
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[Pol Anorl]

Besides, i was inbetween 2 cars at the lights so i didn't want to get squished!
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[polar]

You did nothing wrong,
When I get pulled over for this ill be sending them to talk to the Dvla,
When doing my lessons all I kept hearing was get upto speed quick as possible ,
Ill bet loads of you got told the same thing,

[Pol Anorl]

Exactly!
to his credit.. he did say he would of hated if a car had pulled out of a junction on me... the non existant junction, nearest junction id be at 30mph before i got to it accelerating slowly.
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[MarJay]

Every policeman I've come across in the course of my biking life has claimed to ride himself. I think it's just a standard thing that they are taught in Police College.
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[Joncrete Cungle]

IF the rozzer really has a fireblade, I do not think he would find a 60bhp Divvy accelerating off from the lights up to 25 - 30mph fast at all. If it ever happens again ask the copper what model fireblade do they ride, the year and engine capacity.

[Pol Anorl]

Ill remember that one joncrete

Everytime ive been pulled they always say they ride..

thing i don't get.. 5 years riding is dangerous for me to accelerate a bit quick off traffic lights but his police experience permits him to accelerate bloody quick up to about 60 to catch me...
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[Bofh5]

You could be on to something.
Even the pc who came out to take my statement said he rode a bike.

I'm sure someone posted on here at some point how they caught out a traffic copper who was all like "i ride a 'blade man"

If they really are bikers then you'd think they give us a bit of leeway rather than the lecture, fine & points.
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[pits]

Should have asked what a blade and if he responds with anything other than "mk1 Blade" then you should inform him he doesn't ride a blade and therefore won't get laid as the mk1 blade is the only blade.
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[mudcow007]

i got pulled in my car once for accelerating "harshly"

rozzers stuck up my arse for about a mile, so close that i couldn't see the front of their car (unmarked police car). after a while they got bored an pulled me

it was like good cop bad cop, one would be aggressive then the next would say something like "hey i like the car etc etc.."

quite surreal really

[Rogerborg]

He just wanted a chase. I had exactly the same thing happen to me on a Chinese 125. I won't say "nobody laugh" because I did literally laugh in the ridiculous twerp's face. He took the huff, so I never got to hear if he rode one of those Ninjabladecats.
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[Doovy]

[_mjs_]

I wonder if all these coppers ride their bikes following all speed limits and accelerate everywhere at the speed of an overloaded cement mixer...or cane it like any other biker

Either way it makes them cunts in my opinion.
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[Entertwainer]

ok, WTF is a Divvy?
am i a Divvy for asking that?

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[radicalrabit]

just as a test i wondered how long it took me, or how far , to get to 30mph answer the width of the traffic lights.. by the time i cross the junction its passing 33 mph ...40 moments later but thats with the throttle winding off
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[barrkel]

This is a danger of accelerating too fast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvaxpLgj0To

But when there are no hazards - no junctions, no stopped traffic that may suddenly do something weird, no car doors that may suddenly open in your path, traction is good - then there's little risk, and indeed it is safer not to have people close behind you.

Perhaps he thought you went about it too flamboyantly? Was there a prolonged high-rev roar with extended clutch slipping on a noisy exhaust, possibly with front end starting to come up? Still not much of an excuse for plod if it's all legal though.
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[Acemastr]

"Why'd you take off so quick?"

"Wanted to see how fast I could get by the time I got to the other side of the junction"
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[andym]

I went to Bristol today for a bit of a mooch around and on the way home I was going through town, caught up with another biker who decided to stay behind a police car... I cut up the inside of both of them and disappeared into the distance without so much as a flash of lights

Guess it all depends on how pissed off they are really.

Even on other occasions I'll try for a quick start from the lights, next to a police car or not and never had any problem (may have gone slightly over the speed limit on occasion too)