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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Can you park like a CNUT? Reply with quote

Skudd came up with a good idea.

How many BCF bikes can be got on www.youparklikeacunt.com ?

Sounds like a valid challenge to me.


Your bike only. Who's first?
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will have to try next weekend Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good game Smile

This one amused me - https://youparklikeacunt.com/image/54893526740

The other day I took a wrong turn in the parking and ebded up pointing to a particularly steep hill that my fiat 500 wouldn't've made it up and even if it did I would've had to turn back and come down anyway.

So, instead I took the pedestrian route that had bollards just wider than the old classic - rather entertaining using a crossing in a car, especially as a 4x4 pulled up to let me go Smile
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the silver car that in one lane, not the space.

Reminds me of an MR2 I once had.

It had a dodgey handbreak.. I parked in a proper space in a hospital one day, when I returned, it was in the middle of a lane, just like that silver car...

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PostPosted: 12:38 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheers, just blew most of my lunch hour looking at the pics on there. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol that's just examples of my generic everyday parking around town, apart from the disabled bays because I don't care how I park as long as my car doesn't get dinted.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

pits wrote:
Lol that's just examples of my generic everyday parking around town, apart from the disabled bays because I don't care how I park as long as my car doesn't get dinted.


Same here, I used to part 'normally' until someone hit my car, now I park across two spaces all the time.
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:

Same here, I used to part 'normally' until someone hit my car, now I park across two spaces all the time.

Always nice for you to leave me somewhere I can dump a trolley without taking it back to the trolley park Smile.

Me, now I've got a 7.5t, I can manage 10 spaces at once. Just got 8 with the 3.5t van Very Happy.
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

So a website of cunts talking about cunts? Pass, although I might be in there somewhere.
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
JFK wrote:

Same here, I used to part 'normally' until someone hit my car, now I park across two spaces all the time.

Always nice for you to leave me somewhere I can dump a trolley without taking it back to the trolley park Smile.

Me, now I've got a 7.5t, I can manage 10 spaces at once. Just got 8 with the 3.5t van Very Happy.


Nothing better than just beaching a big truck over a load of spaces. Got a twin wheel 5T Iveco that does the job nicely!
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I often park my car straddling the line (taking two spaces). Sometimes even four.

I wouldn't have to if the great unwashed had the common decency not to scratch/dent my car with their doors.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marmalade wrote:
Your bike only. Who's first?

That would be me then...

Fuck Tha' Police

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PostPosted: 17:42 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of those two space straddlers might have parked like that, 'cos someone else already had and they parked next to them, and there was no where else left and no way to park without straddling another space, then the original offender has driven off, left them looking guilty Laughing .
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Some of those two space straddlers might have parked like that, 'cos someone else already had and they parked next to them, and there was no where else left and no way to park without straddling another space, then the original offender has driven off, left them looking guilty Laughing .

Yes, indeed: thus the comments about the sort of person that uses said site.

And if the car park is empty and you're in a rush, why does it matter, anyway?

Anyone fancy getting some wheel dollies and finding the owner of the site's car and moving to appropriately inappropriate places? Smile

Also; CaNsA; B-: could have got two disabled spaces for an A/A+ rating Smile.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

find out where the site owner parks, and then repaint the entire carpark so that every space is slightly smaller than the width of their car
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
JFK wrote:

Same here, I used to part 'normally' until someone hit my car, now I park across two spaces all the time.

Always nice for you to leave me somewhere I can dump a trolley without taking it back to the trolley park Smile.

Me, now I've got a 7.5t, I can manage 10 spaces at once. Just got 8 with the 3.5t van Very Happy.


Long as it stops someone parking next to me!
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