Help & FAQs    Search BCF    Members    Groups    Events Calendar
Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Been trapped in a house with female relatives.....

 Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Ariel Badger
Super Spammer



Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 18:31 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Been trapped in a house with female relatives..... Reply with quote
God they have done my bloody head in, how on earth can women talk about trivia with such enthusiasm? Thank god for my 19 year old 3rd cousin's tits, she had been sunbathing and sat around in a bikini top.
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

The Artist
Super Spammer



Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Karma :
PostPosted: 18:34 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Skudd
Super Spammer



Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 18:39 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can't you do the creep cousin photo and just crop the tits so we can all look.
____________________
Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Dave70
World Chat Champion



Joined: 21 Jan 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:34 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was working a shift yesterday and all my other work colleagues were women. It was like being trapped in an episode of Loose Women for 8 hours. Rolling Eyes I had to go full throttle on my bike for an hour afterwards, with gritted teeth.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Andy_Pagin
World Chat Champion



Joined: 08 Nov 2010
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:40 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is why we have pubs.
____________________
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Dave70
World Chat Champion



Joined: 21 Jan 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:50 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
This is why we have pubs.

But they outlawed the men only bars.... Crying or Very sad
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Shinigami
World Chat Champion



Joined: 14 Feb 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 20:35 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think BCF needs a pic of these tits you mentioned sir
____________________
Current: Honda City Fly CLR125 2003 Honda CB600F Hornet 2008 Yamaha FZ6 S2 + 1991 Kawasaki GPZ500
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

iMark
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 Nov 2011
Karma :
PostPosted: 20:42 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Been trapped in a house with female relatives..... Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
my 19 year old 3rd cousin's tits, she had been sunbathing and sat around in a bikini top.



https://i.imgur.com/Ltx1GDP.jpg
____________________
K8 GSXR 1000
"G" : you got him to have a look at a forum which seems to have established a picture of an erect penis in a cat's mouth as it's mascot and thought he might consider it ok?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 20:42 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dave70 wrote:

But they outlawed the men only bars.... Crying or Very sad


Yes. But it's very easy to have a bar where women will not want to go. Hard yet rickety seats, dirt on the windows, sticky carpet, grubby toilets that stink of piss with no toilet seat and an overpowering smell of stale beer and farts in the rest of the pub.

Did you think publicans were just lazy?
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Andy_Pagin
World Chat Champion



Joined: 08 Nov 2010
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:19 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stinkwheel has just described my vision of heaven.
____________________
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Ste
Not Work Safe



Joined: 01 Sep 2002
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:21 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Heaven has a beer fountain and a stripper factory. Bounce! Bounce!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

temeluchus
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:27 - 06 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Heaven has a beer fountain and a stripper factory. Bounce! Bounce!


R'amen!
____________________
Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts
Yoyo This post is not being displayed because the poster has bad karma. Unhide this post / all posts.

Boxing
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 Mar 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 06:15 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mark Roberts wrote:

I think that counts every pub/club/hole/dive in Grimsby then.
Welcome to zheaven lads. But be careful, some women do look like blokes and get through.


That'll be the women you bed.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Fisty
Super Spammer



Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 06:23 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mark Roberts wrote:


I think that counts every pub/club/hole/dive in Grimsby then.
Welcome to zheaven lads. But be careful, some women do look like blokes and get through.


Well that will be you then.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

map
Mr Calendar



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 10:41 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
This is why we have pubs sheds.

Corrected for you, no charge Very Happy
____________________
...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger? Very Happy
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

guile
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 20 Mar 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:08 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pics or GTFO
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

DSK
Nova Slayer



Joined: 12 Jul 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 23:07 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
A day later and still no tits.

You're crap and deserved the suffering you endured.
____________________
Current Bike - 1990 CBR600 FL Benetton edition.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ariel Badger
Super Spammer



Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 23:29 - 08 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DSK wrote:
A day later and still no tits.

You're crap and deserved the suffering you endured.


I have only met the girl two or three times since she was a baby (we are not a close family) and I did not have a camera with me, it would have been rude to ask if I could use hers. They were very nice tits though and nicely oiled with factor 20.
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 00:59 - 09 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can you define "trivia" ?
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts
Rebel This post is not being displayed because the poster is banned. Unhide this post / all posts.

Ariel Badger
Super Spammer



Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 07:48 - 09 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Can you define "trivia" ?


There was a half hour discussion about a strawberry in a garden that one of them was not allowed to eat but her daughter was. I will not bore you with the details.
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

MinhDinh
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:02 - 09 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Someone get Ariel a smart phone, the investment will be worth it. He seems to lead an interesting life and pictures would be great!
____________________
Hit the G spot. Wink
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

ThoughtContro...
World Chat Champion



Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Karma :
PostPosted: 15:22 - 09 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Can you define "trivia" ?


There was a half hour discussion about a strawberry in a garden that one of them was not allowed to eat but her daughter was. I will not bore you with the details.


I'm sure if you added some tasteful photography Wink , your 19 yr old, bikini clad 3rd cousin and some imagination as to how and where strawberries were eaten, then the slightest, apparently most trivial of details would be attention of many of the BCF massive Mr. Green
____________________
Prize cunt
--
"In a world of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act" - George Orwell
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 12 years, 268 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
 You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 
Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.09 Sec - Server Load: 1.89 - MySQL Queries: 14 - Page Size: 124.33 Kb