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PostPosted: 21:53 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Fat people.! Reply with quote

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Fat people should have their driving licences revoked.! - They cannot turn enough (or are too lazy to) at junctions to properly see if anything is coming.

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(yes, a fat cow in a car did pull out on me today)
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

They should also have to pay more on airlines.

I get charged due to the extra weight if I want to take a hold bag, they don't get charged extra for being heavier...
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Say that again next time we go out on a ride together Nick Wink
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Sheep wrote:
They should also have to pay more on airlines.

I get charged due to the extra weight if I want to take a hold bag, they don't get charged extra for being heavier...


You need to get used to strapping the drugs and guns to your body, the old bag methods too expensive Dance!
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigDan wrote:
Say that again next time we go out on a ride together Nick Wink


You are exempt because you talk sweet dirty to me. Shocked Wink



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PostPosted: 22:37 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTq2_3LfXM Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 13 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Fat people.! Reply with quote

Nick_Giles wrote:
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Fat people should have their driving licences revoked.! - They cannot turn enough (or are too lazy to) at junctions to properly see if anything is coming.

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Nick Evil or Very Mad

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Wotcha.

Ah - you were too thin to be seen Laughing
Had you have been the size of aforementioned cow then you would have been easily spotted Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 03:06 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Sheep wrote:
They should also have to pay more on airlines.

I get charged due to the extra weight if I want to take a hold bag, they don't get charged extra for being heavier...


Fat suit with your extra luggage inside it?

Or wear all your extra shirts/pants/trousers/shorts at the same time.
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PostPosted: 06:11 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Fat people.! Reply with quote

Nick_Giles wrote:
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(yes, a fat cow in a car did pull out on me today)


Dont lay the blame of your poor observation skills at the door of McDonalds! Wink
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PostPosted: 08:21 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Fat people.! Reply with quote

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Dont lay the blame of your poor observation skills at the door of McDonalds! Wink


lol ...... As they say. "Many a true word spoken in jest" !!

She was pulling out of KFC

https://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/921023_10151736280101047_625665558_o.jpg


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PostPosted: 09:08 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little bit fat, or really fat?
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Fat people.! Reply with quote

Nick_Giles wrote:
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Fat people should have their driving licences revoked.! - They cannot turn enough (or are too lazy to) at junctions to properly see if anything is coming.

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Nick Evil or Very Mad

(yes, a fat cow in a car did pull out on me today)


What about fat bikers? Most of the ones I see have big bellies and are overweight.
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can not believe you're still talking about it, come on lads, this is a motorcycle forum, not women's corner Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm morbidly obese. But there again I can ride/drive with good forward observational skills and not end up as road fodder.
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I'm morbidly obese. But there again I can ride/drive with good forward observational skills and not end up as road fodder.


I'm not sure if you're joking or not but surely a doctor telling you that you're "morbidly obese" has got to make you shit yourself into serious action?

It sounds terrifying.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=265537&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Surely if you stop being able to see your cock, you think hmm maybe I should do something about it!
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its there human right to be fat..
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

what I don't get about them, is how do they put on their shoes and socks, cut their toe nails, wash their feet etc?

You would think the ability to do these basic functions is more attractive than supersizing it?
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
Little bit fat, or really fat?


Jabba the hut type fat. Sick

I doubt even Greenpeace would try and save her from the Jap whaling fleet. Wink


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PostPosted: 19:05 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick_Giles wrote:
Tungtvann wrote:
Little bit fat, or really fat?


Jabba the hut type fat. Sick

I doubt even Greenpeace would try and save her from the Jap whaling fleet. Wink


Nick

did you yell 'dar she blows!' as you went past? Or was it more like a laden Spanish galleon wallowing under full sail?
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im fat so fuck off


I can cut my own toe nails and before anyone says its unacceptable if i cant see my feet when I look down, Id like to state that its because ive got massive boobs.

so anyway fuck you skinny arses ... Middle Finger Smile
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigDan wrote:
Say that again next time we go out on a ride together Nick Wink


Shut it fatty.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: Fat people.! Reply with quote

Nick_Giles wrote:
robs321 wrote:


Dont lay the blame of your poor observation skills at the door of McDonalds! Wink


lol ...... As they say. "Many a true word spoken in jest" !!

She was pulling out of KFC

https://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/921023_10151736280101047_625665558_o.jpg


Nick Laughing


KFC? The Kaffir Feeding Centre? With all the fat grease and oil there it is a wonder why the jap whaling fleet doesnt pull in
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 14 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not fat, just thick-skinned. Wink
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