BABY TIME !!!!!

[Skudd]

Well the Royal breeder has gone into labour as of 06:30hr
Oh what joy!
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Hetzer]

Oh great, that's the news channel turned to trash for the rest of the day then.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[garth]

Bet it comes out black

[Skudd]

[Fisty]

Black, white, ginger, inbred, hermaphrodite or an Alien. Whatever she shits out will be born with a silver spoon firmly wedged up its arse and we have the privilege of paying for it for the next 90 years.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[UnknownStuntm...]

[yaigi]

I heard on the radio on the way into work earlier that apparently when one of the BBC reporters was signing off his latest report from outside the hospital he said "There will be plenty more from us today. None of it news" Gotta love his honesty, clearly a part of the job he really doesn't like
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What would you do in life, if you knew you could not fail?
Currently own - Fazer 600, 2000, Red. (But no riding as baby on board atm)

[Dalemac]

Another royal parasite. whoop de fucking doo.
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YBR125 -> GPZ500S -> SL1000

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

The *real* benefit fucking scroungers. And now ANOTHER.
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Great opportunity for Her Madgness's Gubmint to bury some other announcements under the weight of all the extra media shitefest splatterings.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Hetzer]

[oldpink]

oh well time for a fishing trip
ain't no way I'm watching TV for at least a week
last thing we need is more parasites living off the people
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I have become comfortably numb

Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[.....]

Time for Pippa to get her arse on display and upstage Kate again

[Rogerborg]

I hope Justin Bieber pulls the plug on Nelson Mandella at the instant of the hatching.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[P.]

[garth]

Where'd Ste's comment go?

[MattJ]

[ThoughtContro...]

[ThoughtContro...]

[Hetzer]

[The Artist]

[metalangel]

Sickipedia:

The Queen has called St Mary's Hospital several times this morning looking for an update on the royal baby.

So far, four nurses have committed suicide.

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I have a perfect name for the Royal Baby. Paris Mercedes.
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Previous: 2002 Honda CB500 (sold), 2007 Suzuki SV650SK6 (crashed), 2005 Yamaha FZ6 Fazer (sold). Currently bikeless
"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[Raffles]

It's a boy
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Rogerborg]

Huzzah, do we get a day off? I feel like I should have a day off to worship this new tiny god-being, really work on my forelock-tugging.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[dodsi]

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Lannister bastard.