Oi, you lot!

[mentalboy]

I've been gone a whole six weeks and no 'Where's mentalboy' thread. I thought everyone who disappeared for five minutes got one!
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[iMark]

We were planning a leaving party for you.. but you ruined it now.

Thanks a lot
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"G" : you got him to have a look at a forum which seems to have established a picture of an erect penis in a cat's mouth as it's mascot and thought he might consider it ok?

[Ariel Badger]

Who?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Are?
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Lord Percy]

One Direction?

[Skudd]

well you could flounce for a few weeks and see if we notice.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[mentalboy]

I could but I'd forgotten how much fun it is being a complete and utter twat.
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Make mine a Corona.

[Fisty]

0 fucks given.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Skudd]

[mentalboy]

Which juicy threads should I be looking for then?

I see the resident skip licker has decided to destroy his new Varadero, should be fun!
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Make mine a Corona.

[cimbian]

Been away?
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Current: Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva. Previous: Honda XL650V TransAlp
Bearded, Balding, Born again Buddhist Biker

[mentalboy]

[Boxing]

Well, you don't have tits. BCF* only cares if you have tits.

*Only a small proportion of the members.

[Skudd]

[mentalboy]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Oh I remember you....You're the boy whose mental.

Covdude briefly appeared in a fit of..... ...in a fit.

National BBQ is mandatory.

Gerry hasn't finished his digital dash.
Ariel is exploring nitrous and ethanol powered death.
G grew a beard worthy of Gandalf.
MCW is overcoming her 'issues' with a Honda.
Phil has taken control of organising the BCF BBQ...I suspect that will be the last time he has control of anything (if all goes well).
Cake.
Nige got married.
Some split and some got back together again.
JJ Cale Died.
BCF has a minor infestation of SRS 'Supreme Race Syndrome'.
Alpha passed his test and I flippantly mentioned getting 6 points..he flippantly got banned.
Keith had a short sabbatical.
Stinky got married.
Serendipity had a decent crash.
Cake.
Somebody got it up the garry.
RogerBorg is omnipresent. (well most of us are too, but too thick to write a reply ).
Teflon gave a succinct reply to a question.
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The Harry Turner Project

[ThoughtContro...]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^he popped up in the BBQ thread under a new name. He was instantly sussed.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[mentalboy]

[unitynotsocri...]

hugs , missed you .
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[mentalboy]

^^^
I'm not sure which of those two I'm supposed to be and I'm not sure which would be worse!
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^Well that leads to the question. Are you a giver or receiver? (Question maybe pertinent for the BBQ)
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[mentalboy]

[Frost]

[Marmalade]