Why don't women listen

[gavbriggs]

I told her to put the car in park and take her foot off the brake BEFORE she turns off the engine!!

Does she know better? Did she listen?

I reckon she will listen now after today's escapades!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfIl5NDNW1U

[Matt94]

this is general bike chat?
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[gavbriggs]

Yea just bare with me!! I know its not a bike but I often park my bike behind the car!!!

[Fisty]

I smell bovine excrement.

You did it and blamed the missus.
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[gavbriggs]

I was at work at the time! I have evidence via my clock card!

The mrs was shitting herself and didn't want to tell me!

[pepperami]

If she was guilty , then don't be surprised,

SHE`S A WOMAN! , of course she wont listen


Mans instructions/advice = woman`s deafness!


Example : I told my missus not to let the fuel on her car go down to reserve as this has a habit of the motor sucking in all the crap/moisture out of the bottom of the tank.
Result = missus lets fuel go into reserve/almost empty and then the car becomes lumpy and hard to start.
She comes to me and tells me that her car is "playing up"?
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[jjdugen]

A woman with two black eyes is a woman who should have listened the first time.
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[thepuma]

Hand brake?
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[Acemastr]

[P.addy]

[fatpies]

This

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=3162540
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[ScaredyCat]

[gavbriggs]

FFS I've all on getting her to select park, no chance getting the handbrake on aswell!

When we were first'dating' about 3 years ago she reversed my range rover into a pub wall after only half a pint of lager.

She also reversed off the driver in her trooper and straight into the neighbours car opposite.

She got rear ended in my Saab convertible and now this!

[pepperami]

[Carvel]

[gavbriggs]

[Skudd]

[Pete.]

So, not only did she not put the car in park or the handbrake on, she ran indoors to an upstairs window and got her phone out ready to record the ensuing carnage.

You sure it was a mistake or is she trying to tell you something?
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Fisty]

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[lihp]

I do
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[Carvel]

Do I
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[Fisty]

do you?
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[Nexus Icon]

I never did. It's a waste of perfectly good handbrake cable.
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[Carvel]