not bikes but.....

mudcow007 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Feb 2012 Karma :

A neighbour of mine's house got broken into on Saturday, the scally wags searched through the house taking all of car keys (he has about 5 cars) they take one car out of his garage, rolled it down the road an scarper when another neighbours dogs all start kicking off

because the toe-rags had taken all the keys, Mr Neighbour had no way of putting the car back in the garage, so he left it where it was, but removed all the wheels.

Last night the swines returned to take the car, the first we hear of it is smashing glass as the coppers are smashing the windows of the car the naughty boys are in, 2 mins later 5 scumbags cuffed an moaning that the cuffs are too tight, face down on the floor woohoo!!!

i hate tea leaves

carry on

P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

4/10 on the warped story scale.

Next time, insist it was hobbits stealing the car.

mudcow007 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Feb 2012 Karma :

sorry it was dwarfs, poison angry dwarfs

There were seven of them.....

P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Fuckin' hell.

Were there trannies, tell me it's not so!

J.M. · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Karma :

I don't quite get it. Why would they be pushing the car down the street when they could drive it - and why would they not drive it off instead of run off when the neighbours dogs went crazy?

Then secondly, why would they get back in a car that has no wheels when they have the keys for 4 cars with wheels? Confused

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

grant965 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 02 Mar 2011 Karma :

A couple of years back a guy at my dads work has his house broke into, they stole 2 sets of car keys, moved the dads BMW to the front of the house and stole the sons Focus RS, few days later it had been used in a robbery. How weird :/
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mudcow007 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Feb 2012 Karma :

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stevo as b4 · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Karma :

Oh how I wish those thieves would get spit roasted in Jail by big gentle Tyrone and his mates! Laughing

J.M. · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Karma :

I can understand pushing it away to work on it if you need to hotwire it or if it's a non-runner. I guess my train of thought is that if you've got the keys, you'd just drive it away. By that stage it's the getaway and so long as you get out of there, altering the occupants isn't such a huge issue.

I know I'd certainly sleep through someone starting a bike/car on my drive. Laughing

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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

They do what they do because they are thick pikey subhuman bipedal vermin.

Normally I'd agree that they'll get nothing for the attempted TWOC, but domestic burglary might, and I stress might, get them a few months honing their X Box skills and making some useful contacts in a Young Offenders Holiday Camp.
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