Muppet on a Moped riding coast to coast and back...

Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

This is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

The inspiration behind the madness... well I am an advanced rider and a member of the Boundary500 Motorcycle Group (www.boundary500.co.uk), which is a big supporter of the Great North Air Ambulance (GNAA). We do lots of sponsored ride outs to help keep the service flying, and do the fantastic work that they do.

Now on the 28 and 29th of September 2013 I will be riding 29 year old Hilda Honda moped from coast to coast, and back dressed in a loud 80s Scouser shell suit, stick on tash, and biggles helmet. All in aid to raise money for the Great North Air Ambulance.

Now that’s the quick brief, for a fuller and more informative giggle complete with pictures of this lunacy check out my link.

Please support and sponsor this muppet on a moped, to help support the Great North Air Ambulance to help save lives. It's a sad fact, but bikers are a huge statistic in the number of calls these guys receive. Thank You.

https://www.createanddonate.co.uk/to/coast-to-coast-and-back-on-a-moped/

SQL · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Aug 2012 Karma :

Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

If you click on the link below, it will take you to my donation page and lots of pictures of this daft venture.

Thank you.

P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

How much of the donation goes to da charity?

SQL · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Aug 2012 Karma :

Should have done it in full repsol leathers and hump.

Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

The donation page I’ve set up is on the Great North Air Ambulance own website, so no 3rd party receive any slice of the donations pie. In short 100% of the donation goes straight to the Air Ambulance.

Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

Check out the link below for a guaranteed giggle, it’ll tell you everything about the venture.

Thank You

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

I think I just spammed myself dry. Owwww. Hurt

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Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Juice1601 · Derestricted Danger Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Karma :

G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Still not even a snigger.

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The Shaggy D.A. · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Karma :

Saving lives is overrated; the planet is overpopulated, our little island is crowded.
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radicalrabit · Crazy Courier Joined: 27 Dec 2012 Karma :

well done you . ignore the twats who wouldn't lift a finger to help anyone.

I saw the ads for the cross the country overnight rally ... think that is in a good cause too.....

Anyway hope the weather is good for you on the trip
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XanderZZR · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 02 Aug 2013 Karma :

Fair play to you and a bloody good cause; as bikers we never know when this might be needed. Best of luck to you with this and hope the weather is good.

bren_9311 · Traffic Copper Joined: 18 Feb 2013 Karma :

I'm cycling it, what the challenge your setting yourself dressing like a dick and sitting on a moped.
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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

deadwolf · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 24 Jan 2013 Karma :

I frigging cycled coast to coast while at uni. Do it on a penny farthing and maybe I'll be interested. Short distances on powered transport ain't nothing to boast about.

A bit off topic here but tbh I'm getting pretty sick of all these 'do fun stuff to raise money' schemes. The way I see it, having fun while those you intend to help are suffering just distances you further from those you are trying to help. But putting yourself in their shoes will likely make you realise what complete shit their lives are like, and get you actually working to make a difference, based simply off the thought that 'holy crap, that was fucking awful, I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure they don't live like that anymore'.
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sabian92 · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Oct 2012 Karma :

I admire the reasoning behind it but honestly... sitting down doing very little, going very slowly and not really going that far isn't worth donating to. Just feels like I'd be donating to somebody else's little jolly on an old scoot dressed like a bit of a twat.

Ride it on fire fucking a nun while sticking nails up your arse, I'll consider it.

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Huambo81a · Brolly Dolly Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Karma :

He's doing 'something'. If he raises £1, he's achieved 100% more than you have by complaining.

I don't see the logic in being cruel, can someone explain that to me please?
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