First tug on the bike

[andym]

Finally....

All it took was parking outside the pub, downing several pints (of coke), putting on a bit of a stagger back to the bike and riding off (making sure to stumble slightly at the lights).

To be honest I didn't think I would have made it to the traffic lights 50 yards away, but they decided to stop me over a mile later on the dual carriageway.

As soon as the lights went on I indicated, pulled in, switched off and took my lid off.... since he couldn't smell any booze he didn't breathalyse me... everything else checked out so about 5 minutes later I was on my way.

Strangely he was a biker himself... as they all are

[CaNsA]

well done for intentionally wasting police time.....

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[Hefty]

When I read 'first tug on the bike' that was not what I was expecting this to be about.
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'13 Honda CBF125 // '99 Suzuki SV650s // '98 Honda CB600F Hornet

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[gixerladsw]

Im with Mr. Lee on this, I thought this was going to be about how to remove jizz off the fuel tank.

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[andym]

This is Chepstow I'm talking about here.... the police do bugger all else anyway.