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yaigi
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Oral sex lessons in Moscow Reply with quote

https://redhotrussia.com/oral-sex-lessons-moscow/

I wonder if they do the same for men, I've met a few in my time who would have benefited from it!
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Re: Oral sex lessons in Moscow Reply with quote

yaigi wrote:

I wonder if they do the same for men, I've met a few in my time who would have benefited from it!


Slag.

*runs*
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

....well who's to say the teacher is any good at sucking dick?

I shall do the honourable thing, and volunteer to be the examiner at the end of the course. Each participant has to nosh me off and I'll deem if they are worthy of the title as "qualified at chowing down on dick". It really is the only fair way.

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PostPosted: 16:25 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Re: Oral sex lessons in Moscow Reply with quote

garth wrote:
yaigi wrote:

I wonder if they do the same for men, I've met a few in my time who would have benefited from it!


Slag.

*runs*


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Follow instructions enthusiastically.
2. Don't choke, figuratively or literally.

Really not that difficult a syllabus.
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
....well who's to say the teacher is any good at sucking dick?


That's a very good point, I think BCF should assess their qualifications.
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaigi wrote:
That's a very good point, I think BCF should assess their qualifications.


Every lad's dream job. Probably for the first week. You can guarantee it won't be the "fitties" you see who want a western husband, it'll be Greta with her unibrow and 6 toes
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

That instructor ... she's either got no drawers on under her tights* ... or she's wearing VERY BIG PANTS.



*in which case, ew, thrush!
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

snoosnoo wrote:
yaigi wrote:
That's a very good point, I think BCF should assess their qualifications.


Every lad's dream job. Probably for the first week. You can guarantee it won't be the "fitties" you see who want a western husband, it'll be Greta with her unibrow and 6 toes


If she can do it well, she could have 3 eyes, 6 legs and hair covering her whole body. Man gotta get his tings, you get me Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This comment made me chuckle:

Quote:
ornbg: One blonde teaches ten brunettes. Men – draw conclusions!

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PostPosted: 20:09 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete. wrote:
This comment made me chuckle:

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ornbg: One blonde teaches ten brunettes. Men – draw conclusions!


My gf's blonde. Jus' sayin'. Wink

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PostPosted: 20:11 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"Participants of this course are ready to pay 3,500 rubles (about 104 USD) for 3.5 hours of intensive training."


My arse...the husbands of the participants are ready to pay 3,500 rubles.
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PostPosted: 02:07 - 20 Sep 2013    Post subject: Re: Oral sex lessons in Moscow Reply with quote

yaigi wrote:
https://redhotrussia.com/oral-sex-lessons-moscow/

I wonder if they do the same for men, I've met a few in my time who would have benefited from it!


Some girls need lessons too. Puts you in an awkward situation when she thinks BJs are some magic power that gets always men off but that's not happening... "oh yes, it's nice but you're just not good enough at it to get that result" is not going to get you any more special attention in future.
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PostPosted: 07:53 - 20 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Was so good it actually hurt.

Confirms my hypothesis that you've come to mistake abuse for love.
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 20 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ladies who have done the deed for myself all had different techniques or style of doing a BJ. Most if not all had the desired effect, some very quickly, some took time. Sometimes I wanted the quickie sometimes I tried to avoid it so that things could last longer. Only one was crap at it and for some stupid reason I married her. Shocked
As for giving pleasure, I take some direction from the lady, bring something I like to do to the play and usually everything is celebrated in the correct fashion, often more than a few times.
Giving a lady good oral can also help when it comes to the back door, as a method I have used when a lady has said that it wasn't for her I have shoved a thumb into the tradesman's at the point of celebration and so it is associated with pleasure, so come the time of deciding whether to pot the pink or the brown, the brown is more readily available.

The one thing I do insist on is that both of us have partaken in a hygienic episode prior to any oral or anal. (a sweaty shag is different and ok for a quickie)
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 20 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Mark Roberts wrote:
Was so good it actually hurt.

Confirms my hypothesis that you've come to mistake abuse for love.


Well daddy did beat him, was that love?

Should have beat him harder.
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 20 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
1. Follow instructions enthusiastically.
2. Don't choke, figuratively or literally.

Really not that difficult a syllabus.

Are you absolutely certain about point number 2? Whistle

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