Had an accident today at work that wasn't my fault :-\

[Im-a-Ridah]

I was walking in to work and talking to mate on the phone about a large loan I had taken out from a major bank, and he said he thought I had some kind of insurance on it? Anyway, as I was walking along, within the past 5 years, with video evidence, as I had a free solar panel fall on me and it wasn't my fault. Does anyone have any recommendations for a PPI claims advisor, and a grey hair chubby injury lawyer for me, for when sorry isn't enough? I had two call me today but they just kept talking and went "beep" without answering any of my questions

Also, is there any place I could borrow up to £1000 for 45 days? Preferably with sliders to help me make important financial decisions, oh and an extortionate interest rate too.

Edit: I'm having emotional trauma after the accident. I'd prefer help from someone I can trust, like one of the more violent and aggressive people from the cast of the Bill?

[Omega]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

[Ste]

Don Beech recommends Injury Lawyers 4 U.

[Rogerborg]

But did you have a trip or fall?
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[Commuter_Tim]

Sorry but picturing a solar panel falling on your head made me laugh big time, its like something out of a cartoon ...are you sure it wasn't a piano?

Good luck with the claim tho
(That is if you're not just doing a parody of the TV ad, kind of hard to tell)
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