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Benno
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Strange people Reply with quote
Simply post telling us about weird people you've come across - IRL or online.


I'll start.

This guy I found on 4chan a while ago. He loves dolls. He takes his doll collection on camping trips, and he posted a thread telling us about his camping expeditions with his dolls.
Notice the lotion. It's for exactly what you think it's for.


https://i.imgur.com/kkvYILi.jpg

Furthermore, he fills their mouths with his (and others') baby teeth.

https://i.imgur.com/BDtLKr0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/lfYxvgq.jpg

So...now tell me about some other weirdos you've encountered
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck me, i dont really think that can be topped can it?
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Ste
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Re: Strange people Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Notice the lotion. It's for exactly what you think it's for.

She puts the lotion in the bucket?

Where does he get that many baby teeth from? Laughing
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Benno
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Re: Strange people Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Benno wrote:
Notice the lotion. It's for exactly what you think it's for.

She puts the lotion in the bucket?

Where does he get that many baby teeth from? Laughing


Himself, but also I think I remember him saying he stole his siblings baby teeth.
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
neatbik wrote:
Fuck me, i dont really think that can be topped can it?


Warped will be along shortly to top this, for sure.
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garth
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bit like the "real dolls" thing where they take them on holiday or for nights away and photo them.

The teeth thing is a little odd tho
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Found this guy on a forum I joined a while ago. Weird as fook. Posts random crap all times of day or night. The later the time of night, the more weird/strange/far fetched his stories get..... Even has his own checklist!
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
CarlosCBR wrote:
Found this guy on a forum I joined a while ago. Weird as fook. Posts random crap all times of day or night. The later the time of night, the more weird/strange/far fetched his stories get..... Even has his own checklist!


Don't tell us who it is yet.

Keep us guessing.
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Benno
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
CarlosCBR wrote:
Found this guy on a forum I joined a while ago. Weird as fook. Posts random crap all times of day or night. The later the time of night, the more weird/strange/far fetched his stories get..... Even has his own checklist!


Don't tell us who it is yet.

Keep us guessing.


Now I may be being paranoid, but perhaps it was an elaborate (and obviously hilarious) joke at my expense Laughing

Checks all the boxes he mentioned
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Checks all the boxes he mentioned

Not quite...
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Benno
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Benno wrote:
Checks all the boxes he mentioned

Not quite...


Oh you're right, I spoke too soon.

tfw not important enough to be the butt of a joke even on the internet
https://lupchan.org/s4s/src/1374403573977.jpg

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PostPosted: 18:54 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I heard about this weirdo on 4Chan that was taking his dolls camping and filling their mouths with his and/or his siblings teeth that he apparently stole.

Looks like he was making that shit up though. Freak.




...think there's a Christmas pressie for the GF on that page though Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
BumpingUglys wrote:
I heard about this weirdo on 4Chan that was taking his dolls camping and filling their mouths with his and/or his siblings teeth that he apparently stole.

Looks like he was making that shit up though. Freak.




...think there's a Christmas pressie for the GF on that page though Very Happy


You would not believe how much I laughed when I saw that thread all that time ago.

You have now retroactively taken that laughter from me.

I hope you're happy. You're the type of person who makes kids cry by telling them Santa Claus/the tooth fairy isn't real and is just their dad creeping into their room at night to molest them.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
CarlosCBR wrote:
Found this guy on a forum I joined a while ago. Weird as fook. Posts random crap all times of day or night. The later the time of night, the more weird/strange/far fetched his stories get..... Even has his own checklist!


Don't tell us who it is yet.

Keep us guessing.


Snow I wont ya big fairy...
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
gosh im still trying to guess who people are hinting at Laughing
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BumpingUglys
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hehe, sorry dude.

Maybe it's that he got so good at stealing milk teeth that he's been able to open his own creepy toy shop?

Now there's capitalising on your freakiness!
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sauce?
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Minty
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Re: Strange people Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Simply post telling us about weird people you've come across - IRL or online.


I came across Colin1. Well, it was a laminated picture of him and he's weird. It was a picture I had made up using his old avatar and a picture of a bloke in a bath surrounded by dirty plates.
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Walloper wrote:


Don't tell us who it is yet.

Keep us guessing.


Now I may be being paranoid...its aimed at me...


Yes you are being paranoid. Dimwit!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Clanger wrote:


Yes you are being paranoid. Dimwit!!! Laughing


When you realise you have spent the last 2 weeks being naked in your room with the curtains open, even on Halloween night when thousands of kids were outside trick or treating, you get a little bit paranoid.

Expecting the party van and black helicopters any minute. Preparing my "SEX OFFENDER LIVES HERE - £££ FOR KIDS" sign as we speak.

You know what, you can actually go ahead and say I'm a weirdo you encountered on the internet. It might give me some fulfilment in my otherwise mundane life.
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 07 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weirdest guy I have ever came into contact is the owner of an online forum. You all might have heard of him. Guy called Korn.

The fact he runs an online forum is not what makes him weird. Its the fact that on his forum he has gathered together the most bizzare bunch of reprobates I have ever seen and keeps them all bickering amongst each other. For some weird reason he has managed to keep this online nuthouse full of lunatics and weirdos running for 10 years or so.

If any more proof is needed then just head over to the Karma thread.
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