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PostPosted: 17:02 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmypenis

There is a sub reddit for everything
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dirty as sin

https://bit.ly/16nCDVw

This is a porn thread so of course it's not going to be work safe!!
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of these? May not be safe for work if you are a little prudish.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Finding a pornstar Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:

Description:
Dirty blonde, Yup, unwashed.
Size 8, Erm...
5'7, Erm...
32 C, Lol nope
Very leggy, I'd leg it
Dirty as sin, No baths in Grimsby


Found her, middle one.

https://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv190/Rocketgt650r/Screenshot_2013-06-26-06-46-09-1_zps5e0a0f8e.png

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She has said if i can find her stuff, then she'll send me some current pics.


If your sister is that willing to give out pics, shes gonna pop some weird webbed feet riddled kids.
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Finding a pornstar Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you. But you're wrong again. Better luck next time.

No, you're wrong.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, just give the tart your credit card number already.
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gets asked for his credit card number, thinks he's flirting.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 04 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have appeared in a couple of art movies and a ITV documentary on the Birmingham six, this does not make me a film star. The lady you know has done a couple of porn shoots that are so obscure that she can not locate them on line, she is not a star. She is a slapper who earned herself a couple of hundred in a home movie.
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 05 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Finding a pornstar Reply with quote

Mark,

I've got two hard drives full of very leggy, dirty-as-sin, 5 foot 7, size 8, 32C Dirty blondes.

Give us something to work with for fucks sake.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 05 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha.. god forbid i cant even bother with the second half
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 05 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Finding a pornstar Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:

She has said if i can find her stuff, then she'll send me some current pics.
No need to go to all that trouble. Here's a currant picture because I enjoy your posts.
https://www.realfoods.co.uk/ProductImagesID/476_1.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 10 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
https://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv190/Rocketgt650r/Screenshot_2013-06-26-06-46-09-1_zps5e0a0f8e.png



Jesus christ, even I wouldn't.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 10 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

unitynotsocrippledatmo wrote:
Dont mean to sound 'sexist' ..but what you need is a mrs and baby


Do not give him a child before he's learnt to wipe his own arse...
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 10 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
https://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv190/Rocketgt650r/Screenshot_2013-06-26-06-46-09-1_zps5e0a0f8e.png
Jesus christ, even I wouldn't.

Now that's damning. It also implies you have some ethical, moral and/or hygiene standards. Which is a surprise Shocked Wink
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 10 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

adultwork.com/beth

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PostPosted: 14:50 - 11 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

map wrote:
Now that's damning. It also implies you have some ethical, moral and/or hygiene standards. Which is a surprise Shocked Wink


"Some" doesn't mean high.

Fill me full of lager and aim me at the munters.
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 12 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Found her. She certainly looks a bit different now. Laughing Laughing Laughing


Prove it
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PostPosted: 09:24 - 12 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Found her. She certainly looks a bit different now. Laughing Laughing Laughing

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AFbbgsBAxs0/S-3yBzS-7LI/AAAAAAAACkw/vVfXFClnj94/s320/Emily+Howard.jpg
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