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bazza
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: It's Official. Reply with quote
I am now as weak as the rest of you mincing, manbag-toting metrosexuals.

After nearly ten years on the wagon (so to speak), I bought a car.

I disgust myself.
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27cows
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've been on the road since July 1985 and have never so much as taken a single driving lesson. So don't include me with your metrosexual, handbag toting, car driving bastards.

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bazza
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
27cows wrote:
So don't include me with your metrosexual, handbag toting, car driving bastards.


As you wish. Your proclivity for teenager's bikes meant I always had you marked down as a pederast, anyway.
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Darth
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
It aint no crime fella. Bikes are good, cages are good, option of both is better.

What you get?
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Benno
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
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Benno
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not sure what happened there but I think the message got across...
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Not sure what happened there but I think the message got across...


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bikertomm
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
What car does a man like bazza drive then?
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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bazza
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
bikertomm wrote:
What car does a man like bazza drive then?


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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 25 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should've bought a white van, not a car.

Added bonus of being able to move recently purchased motorcycles about in them.
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reddeviljp
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: It's Official. Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
I am now as weak as the rest of you mincing, manbag-toting metrosexuals.

After nearly ten years on the wagon (so to speak), I bought a car.

I disgust myself.


It is the utter shame that gets you! The realisation that you are now condemned to that box on wheels and like everyone else on the road. Being a denizen of London a car is a useless purchase when it can't be driven between the hours of 8am-7pm on various routes and a bike is the only way to go on all fronts.

You'll regret it. Wink
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willis1337
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try to avoid driving it like a bike, especially overtakes Wink Thumbs Up
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Snorty
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Still need to do my car test again.

Had I not failed my car test (piss-taker examiner) I would have never got into biking. (In which I passed all requirements first time).

Funny how it works eh? When I get my car licence it will be just to have it.
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fozzym
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've a confession........
I actually enjoy driving my car, sometimes I even do it just for fun.

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bikertomm
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
fozzym wrote:
I've a confession........
I actually enjoy driving my car, sometimes I even do it just for fun.

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Key info missing, what car? Thumbs Up
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fozzym
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
bikertomm wrote:
fozzym wrote:
I've a confession........
I actually enjoy driving my car, sometimes I even do it just for fun.

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Key info missing, what car? Thumbs Up


Volvo c30 2l, it's a pretty quick and sporty car but that wasn't the point I was trying to make, I'm happy to pootle along (proper volvo driver Very Happy )

Keep telling the Mrs I'm gonna turn it into a trackday car, I think it would be very good.

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69.9mph
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: It's Official. Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
I am now as weak as the rest of you mincing, manbag-toting metrosexuals.

After nearly ten years on the wagon (so to speak), I bought a car.

I disgust myself.


I've got a car but I hardly ever use it.

HTH

I can't stand sitting in traffic queues.
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bazza
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: It's Official. Reply with quote
69.9mph wrote:
I've got a car but I hardly ever use it.

HTH

I can't stand sitting in traffic queues.


My last one rotted away on the drive. The prospect of queuing in traffic put me off using it.
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Speedy2007
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Has anyone else found themselves nodding to bikers from the car, and then thinking "rude bastard" when they don't nod back?
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totalllama82
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 26 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speedy2007 wrote:
Has anyone else found themselves nodding to bikers from the car, and then thinking "rude bastard" when they don't nod back?


Yes, I also have 'filtering thoughts' when i'm in the car too. As the traffic slows I start thinking, 'lets get close to the center of the road and set this up, oh hold on i've got 3 too many seats'.
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PostPosted: 06:38 - 27 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speedy2007 wrote:
Has anyone else found themselves nodding to bikers from the car, and then thinking "rude bastard" when they don't nod back?


Yes but usually when I'm driving a bus. Hardly ever drive a car these days. Hate what I used to once love. All about 2 wheels from this moment forward for me. The Mrs still has a car and I will use it when necessary but I can't see me ever putting my name to one again. I only ride a 50 for the time being but by God is it a great laugh...........
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