court summons for number plate.

[pits]

So in June this year I commutes a heinous crime which killed a lot of kittens and a lot of homeless children (around 12,000) because my number plate was too small.

I paid my £30 fine 9 days later and thought nothing of it.

Yesterday I get a letter, this odd because I never get letters, open it up to find HM seal on it and summons to court to pay £90 for my number plate fine.

So I ring the court this morning and I am told that Gwent police have put a new system in place and it keeps reissuing fines, apparently someone had a fine multiplied 5 times, and the courts are trying to clean up the mess, so she puts me through to the fpn office.

I explain, and I am told " no you've only partially paid the fine and you need to pay the £60 remaining"
Told them the ticket says £30, and there are a few other errors.

Takes my number and says he will get the ticket up and investigate it.

They called back " there are many errors on the ticket, we've cancelled the court summons, we've ripped up the ticket and refunded you your money"

It goes very well with £370 cheque I am getting for a claim I put into a private company after their car park damaged my bike exhaust.

Tonight I shall dine like a sir.
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[P.]

[MarJay]

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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[pits]

Went to a place called Goytre Wharf, part of the canal and river trust, I rode into their premises went over their speed bump and smashed my exhaust on it, bent it slightly and dented it.

Emailed them, got passed around a bit Before speaking to their consultants.

Showed them the damage, they refused to pay out, I pressed more as their speed bumps were illegal, and they caved in and had to pay me off
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Stinkwheel: You have no right to free speech
00:32:08 Blau Zedong: yes, i am a massive CB400 fan and collector
00:33:00 Blau Zedong: the CB400 is my favourite road bike

[Timbo Foggins]

[P.]

How big was the speedhump

[nowhere.elysium]

[pits]

[Walloper]