Xmas jumpers

[Doovy]

We're having an end of year festive meal out with our office next month, and it's also 'christmas jumper' day where we should wear the cringiest knitwear we have.

Being a red-sea pedestrian, I have none and have been given none over the years. So I've got this cheap on ebay as a laugh:

https://i.ebayimg.com/t/JUMPER-SNOWFLAKE-XMAS-REINDEER-FAIRISLE-BIRD-RUDE-SNOWMAN-SWEATER-S-M-L-XL-XXL-/00/s/MjgwWDIzNg==/$(KGrHqF,!g0FBlm8tFMsBQsLjNWmTw~~60_35.JPG

We'll see how it goes down Bear in mind, my office has 35 women and just 5 of us guys I like these odds.

Anyone else got similar?
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[Derivative]

I dislike all forms of 'fancy dress'. Essentially it's someone telling me to waste my money on crap to fit in.

[map]

The missus generally gets me something decent I can wear all year(ish). A cashmere mix or a chunky type depending on her mood.
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[c_dug]

Print this on a jumper?

https://desertpeace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/we-killed-jesus.png


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[mistergixer]

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[Hetzer]

Yeah. And for grassing him up to the Romans.
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[Doovy]

Highly on topic: the latest South Park episode with the red heifer is rather relevant to all this, funnily enough.
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[andyscooter]

we were on about this today


why do people wear jumpers at xmas that they wouldnt be seen dead in all year
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[garth]

I have many shit festive jumpers.

Primark and Sainsburys sell particularly bad taste ones.

[Suntan Sid]

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/444608448.jpg?1320928988
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[keggyhander]

Red nose day, Movember, Fancy dress, you can stick the whole "zany", unfunny lot up your arse.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

They should create a red stool day, where whoever does the bloodiest shit raises the most for charridy.
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[bikertomm]

[Derivative]

Depends. Is it fancy dress? If so, I'm probably at home in my boxers.

[dodsi]

[Pigeon]

[Bubbs]

they soon scuttled off back to the rock that they came from under.

SP.

D-

See me after class to go through punctuation.
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[dodsi]

Will you spank me?

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[i.p.phrealy]

there are various metal bands doing bad Christmas jumpers now.

This is the Slayer one:

https://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y475/i_p_phrealy/slayerjumper_zps9cda097b.gif

from the band that did this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1bBGdoRgYU

fucking shocking, didn't realise Kerry King was so short of a bob or 2.
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[bazza]

Bit early, but I'll include this one...

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2801536.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/M42-Man-Jump-off-Bridge-2801536.jpg
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[i.p.phrealy]

yeah, but did the daft cunt actually jump in the end?


or is the M42 still closed?
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[Doovy]

Ah. Jumpers, at Xmas time.

I see what you did there
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[dydey90]

[pits]

I look down upon anyone with a Christmas jumper, I don't feel that anyone who actively chooses to buy and wear one can be classed as real people.